Tried to post a couple of time but had problems - from the post to Catherines posting I see you are tracking the GFE's of the area so I don't need to update you on them!!

I travel to san fran quite a bit and will advise you that you are not going to get anything close to what you have at home. While we are not totally puritanical, compared to MSC, Crazy Horse and Offerel Brothers - we are a church ice cream social!!

For the for sure bump and grind  you may have to leave the metro area. They have just closed down the best club (IMHO) in the area but it may reopen by the time you get here. That club is Jakes and it is about 1/2 hour or so from the metro area on Highway 52 south of the cites in a small town called Coates. www.jakesmn.com will get you to the web site

There is another club further down on 52 called Class Act. It is off the same strech of highway about another 20 - 25 minutes down. The town name is Cannon Falls - www.classactmn.com will get you there.

My thoughts on the metro club activity - you can pay stiff drink prices and get air dances - Ricks Caberet and Shieks. You can go to the "Juice Bars" pay a cover and get naked women but the contact varies from club to club and actually day to day. If you go to Deja Vue you will probably have the best luck with private dances - but not sure about the couch dances. I have heard good things about a club called Choice. I have had really good lap dances there as well as air dances.

Good luck and have a great time while your here.

Fatman

For an intense low budget couch dance you might want to try Augies on Hennepin ave.(& 5th st.) No cover between 5&8, full bar, most girls range 4-7 but with the proper $ it can be interesting experience.

As posted by others, my experience is that most clubs vary depending on the day. My best dances have been at the 418 which seems to have the worst reputation in town. After 8, I would agree, however if you go in the day or before 8 p.m. you can have amazing dances from a couple of the girls. Pebbles is good, Rachel is great and Spencer is amazing, that is if you are will to spend at least $100. The problem with Spencer is  she is always up stairs giving lap dances to everyone else that is in line for her.
I have had some poor dances there from pretty much any other ladies dancing there, but dances from any 3 above are great values.