Gotta tell ya crum - I laughed my ass off at your description of the typicall male issue!!!

As far as the rest....

I have never had a provider to my house and I don't think I would not for security reasons but for discretion reasons so I don't think I can help you.

The massage parlor issue has been documented quite well in the recent posts so you should be able to read that as well.

The last part, the GFE providers that I have seen are about more then just boinking!! They try to make a connection and would more then understand you spilling your coffee to quickly.

I don't think you posted anything to bad - but my posts are typically jokes anyway so I may not be the best judge of that either. This board is here for questions, heads up and entertainment of all.

Fatman

Crum,  I would be very cautious on having ladies in your house.  I prefer to do incall  so the lady is also more comfortable with the surroundings.

There are many of the "A" list ladies that would be good to visit: Misty, May, Tuzdae, Roxy, Catherine jsut to name a few.

I'm always surprised by how many people use their homes from both teams--hobbyists and providers.

Obviously the risks can be reduced by sticking with well-reviewed gals, and by asking around.