He's a man who lives a life of danger.
Most every girl he meets he is a stranger
With every call he makes, another chance he takes
Odds are he could be busted tomorrow

Secret Hobbying man, Secret Hobbying man
You're dialing up a number, never giving up your name

Too good to be true ads that you'll find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Be careful who you see, or it might hurt to pee
Odds are you could be busted tomorrow

Secret Hobbying man, Secret hobbying man
You're dialing up a number, never giving up your name

Swinging in Woodbury, one day
On a wild goose chase, the next day
You could have gotten it up, especially for a D cup
Odds are you could be busted tomorrow

Secret Hobbying man, Secret Hobbying man
You're dialing up a number, oops I gave up my name

Anyone else with too much time on their hands care to add a verse?

An interesting spoof for those of old enough to the song and show.  You need to adjust your wording to match meter of the melody (e.g. se cret hob by man versus se cret hob by ing man).

Probably wouldn't help but here's a link to the song. Since it is so quiet on the board I thought I would share what my idle mind had fun with while traveling. Sorry about the ad.

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Awesome!  Way fun!

There's a girl who loves a little drama
Maybe all she needs is her momma
With every post she makes, another chance she takes
That noone will see her tomorrow

Secret hobby girl, Secret hobby girl
If she gives out her number, she must play the game

When you have an appointment with someone who has submitted reviews, read those reviews to learn what he really likes during a session and then try to fulfill those same desires. Even w/o reviews from a particular client, look at reviews with really high ratings and hone your skills on those things that guys really like.

Good luck.

Huh???

Sorry, that post was meant for Sasha's thread, above.