I wrote this joke, so I am looking for your opinion. I am Catholic, so I am able to make a joke like this.
2 Priest's walk in to the alter boy room at the Church, and there stood only 1 alter boy, Johnny. Father Joe gets out a quarter and flips it into the air. While in the air Father Bill called heads, and Father Joe called tails. The quarter came falling to the ground. The alter boy looked on with in pure disbelief. “Tails up!” shouted Father Joe. As Johnny turned, dropped his pants, and bent over he Yells, “Oh thank God!! I don’t have to suck Father Bill’s cock today!!!”
Several weeks ago, the weather was unseasonably hot and muggy in New England for a few days. Jay Leno mentioned this in his monolog, then said: "In fact, it's so hot that the priests are sweating without even being accused of anything."
A stay-at-home mom begins having an affair. To hide her mischevious son's eyes from her extracirricular activity, she put him in the closet while she was banging her lover.
One day, her husband came home right in the middle of one of her flings. Panicked, she tossed her lover in the closet with her son. Her lover was scared shitless, but wanted just to keep silent until her husband left.
The boy broke the silence by commenting "It sure is dark in here."
The lover said "Yeah." The boy said, "I have a baseball mitt here, do you want to buy it?" The guy replied "No", and the boy said "My dad's got a gun." The man re-thought and said "How much?"
"$100", the kid replied. The man agreed to save his own skin and soon the husband left and all was well.
Sure enough, the next week the same thing happened and the lover ended up in the dark closet with the kid.
Once again, the kid said "It sure is dark in here."
The man replied tersely "Yeah." The kid said "I got a baseball here." The man sighed and said "How much?" "$50," the kid said and the lover again paid the kid off.
The very next day, the kid's dad asked him if he wanted to play catch. The kid said "I can't pop, I sold my mitt and glove for $150!" The father scolded his son saying "Son! That was wrong, you know your glove and ball wasn't worth that much!! Tomorrow you are going to confession and admit your sins."
So the next day, the kids goes into the confessional, shuts the door and says
"It sure is dark in here."
..and the preist replies "Don't you fucking start that shit again!!"
A catholic priest and a rabbi are walking together, and pass a schoolyard where some young kids are playing. Priest: "Hey rabbi, wanna go over and f**k those little boys?" Rabbi: "Outta what?"
(For those who are a little slow, it's a *double* religious/ethnic slam.)
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