Sometimes it would be nice to stop at a massage parlor at the spur of the moment for a rob & tug. Any recommendations please?

This is a public forum.  Anyone (I mean ANYONE) can read these posts without logging in.

Haha, is someone here paranoid?

intelligent enough to see the obvious baited question ......do you own research !!

maybe if you need it that bad just pull up massagerooms.com and grab the lotion and box of tissues.....much cheaper and you do not have to worry about blaming the review on anyone but yourself......and the ladies are always HOT !!

Anyone, including LE, can read anything on this board.  And it is really easy for LE to create an account and even post on the board if they think it is worth their while.  There have been LE crackdowns in the past on massage parlors operating out of fixed, public locations.  So, it is wise to be cautious.  A little paranoia is a useful thing in P4P.

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Sounds like you’ve got plenty of experience doing this, but not for me! 😆

This is research paranoid man! Or should I just do an internet search? This is the perfect format to ask these questions, get a life man 😂

Massage parlors don’t do any screening of clients before they walk in. Posting info here about massage parlors that offer more than a massage puts those places and their workers at risk.

Massage parlors do vet their customers before offering sensual services. One told me that if the customer grabs their private parts or exposes themself they know it’s not a cop.

...but you have to go beyond just finding platforms that may have info on what you seek.  Coming on here like you have isn't going to work and you arguing that you should automatically receive this info is at best, just fucking lazy.  Self-entitlement is strong with you though.  There are many sites with this information but you will have to pay to join, then be smart enough to sift through the bullshit to find the facts.  I'll tell you this though, there's just not a lot of options in this state.

Reports at your fingertips about massage parlors that apparently didn’t do a very good job of vetting.  Sensual services offered without a grab of private parts or the clients exposing themselves.  Some articles mention the police got intel from review sites.  

They once are suspicious get further along by interviewing patrons after they have left .
Can start looking at a specific amp due to posts, a neighbor complaint, or complaint issued by a client who came in for legit and therapist miss read the client.

Undercover cops are allowed to do quite a bit in their attempts to get a bust.  It's not at all uncommon for them to go beyond what their own rules allow them to do and they seldom are held accountable for that.  In other words, they can and do expose themselves or fondle the providers.

Obviously anyone can get sloppy doing any type of job, not just erotic services. Those that get sloppy or can’t complacent get caught. The good places with a plan don’t usually get caught. It’s not lawful for cops to entrap by grabbing their ass/tits or for them to pull out their dick. Cops have been burned by that pretty severely so it’s not common for cops do do that because they get fired if found out.

Not sure if I want one of those

Vice squads are notorious for the amount of corruption they tolerate.  It usually comes down to a "he said, she said" scenario in such cases and the providers are often scared to go against a cop.

Not true Mr paranoid. My brother is a cop and he told me all about it.

I don't know about this case, but "cops always tell the truth and never lie." Some of the biggest prostitution busts around always involve LE lying.

Maybe things are different where he is but for my part I'll take all the news reports and stories I've read or heard over the years, including a number of first hand accounts.

I can think of 3 or 4 cities that skim the law in this area. They are the ones to avoid at most costs.

correct.  But also you hear about cases getting thrown out because cops had sex with the provider or "went" too far.

Sadly, not anymore. The Twin Cities had over (approximately 35+) Massage Parlors until 1998-99. The Cosmopolitan Club, Emporium (Thank you, Chanel), East Lake Health, Relax A Lounge, Lee Lenores, and many,many more. Read the TER post Massage Parlors to get a detailed history.  No games, no pretenses, no switch and bait, just fun! I have been fortunate to have met (and continue to see) many delightful women from the Massage Parlors of yesteryear. I miss those days and the Lovely Ladies. Great memories!

Bullshit dude
Pretty sure that's how the task force in MSP was disbanded for a spell ( officers practically raping workers and getting away with it)
ACAB .

Fired if found out
 the whole thing where losers out of 5th and 3rd precinct were raping and beating up outdoor sex workers including massage parlor workers had gone on for decades before anyone knew about it happening oh wait it still does to outdoor sex workers
Smh  

I’ll comply with your request but you have to reply using your ter handle, not an alias, and also provide some references.  

Given the current liberal climate with so much indifference to crime it would seem the last thing the city would worry about is a massage parlor. He’ll, they’d probably welcome any kind of business!

Sad to say haven't been to either downtown in a couple years.