It didn't take long to figure out that the acronym stands for "Your Mileage May Vary" however I'm still not sure if there is a standard (or assumed) meaning behind the definition as used on TER? I've read this in many reviews, but I'm not certain that even the reviewers agree on what it means to them?

Possible explanations I've heard:
1. This experience may or may not happen for you.

2. This experience is depending on your provider’s mood.

3. If you are good looking you may be entitled to some extras beyond the standard experience.

4. If you are not capable of providing a BFE, don't be expecting a GFE.

5. If you show up late, forget to dress with some level of class, haven't taken a shower or shaved in a week.

6. You are too well endowed, or far too little.

7. Other

My guess is that there are probably some very valid reasons for providers to offer/use YMMV, but I'd be curious to hear from both sides on your thoughts?

and probably a lot more. With very few exceptions, I have been fortunate with the ladies I've seen, and the experiences have been pretty much what I expected, or better. On the other hand, I'm not finished yet, so I'm sure there are some disappointments down the road for me. With a little luck, and a lot of homework, I'll try to keep the YMMV to a minimum.

Here is my two cents:
If you have not been to the dentist in ten years and your breath is bad even after you brush, please don't expect dfk/lfk..
If you are coming directly from work and you know your manhood has been dangling warmly trapped in your pants all day, you are more than welcome to use my shower.....  If you prefer not to your bj will more than likely be short and sweet...
If you are super sweet in your emails and on the phone, but when you show up you turn into a complete jerk and disrespect me: Don't expect the royal treatment.

Just my personal view......

I always try to be myself with everyone I see, and by 'be myself' I mean do what I do.  Sometimes though I find I have a stronger chemistry with someone and I end up having more passion for them.  That extra bit of passion can make a one time experience turn into a 2,3,4 time thing.  It might not be exactly fair, but I'm only human after all.

If you are coming directly from work and you know your manhood has been dangling warmly trapped in your pants all day

Now *that* is funny.  Thanks for an end of day laugh

I can totally understand (and respect) that!

I also figure that one's life isn't always simple. Human beings are complex, and it's probably human nature to respond more favorably to those you truly get good vibes from, as opposed to behavior that reeks of attitude and/or entitlement.

Think about it.  It was added to new auto window stickers when they started quoting the estimated mileage, which was always inflated.  Therefore, "your mileage may vary" was added as a disclaimer to manage customer expectations.  

So as its applied to reviews or a lady's menu , it basically means that no matter how fucking good a driver you are, don't expect the bitch to get you all the way to your destination on one tank of gas.

Some escorts are better at providing a consistent experience and some not as much but there is always going to be some variation based on how things are going for her, how things are going for you, and how well the two of you get along.  It may not be much variation and you may not be able to really notice the difference but it will be there.  Sometimes though it is very significant and hopefully in a good way!  I just figure it's in my best interest to try and consistently put my best foot forward.

So, you are the "fucking good driver" and the provider is "the bitch"?  With that attitude it is small wonder if you neither get EPA-rated mpg's with your vehicle nor many of the sweeter touches in a session.  I routinely find my gas mileage exceeding EPA figures and the sessions exceeding expectations based on reviews.

Here is my idea of YMMV:

I have "levels" to my service and I have them listed on my site and names for them (see the link below for the example).

If a gent is a new friend of mine with references that I don't know, I will offer him my "Sensual".  

If a gent is someone with references with people I know personally (I've had the pleasure of meeting several providers so this happens frequently) or it's a gent I've seen at least once, I'll offer them "Sensual" as well as "Adventure".

I have one last level I call my "VERY VIP" available to those I specifically invite for it.  How do you get invited?  Simple: I will invite you and tell you all about it once I feel we're ready for that; i.e. the chemistry is right, you've been a loyal "customer", you're a gentleman.  

I specifically outline the above on my Honorarium Page of my website (the link).  Without giving too much info on them, I've been told that it's fairly self-explanatory and if it's not, the better we know one another and build a trust, the more you'll find out. This is just my way to stay safe while still giving my gents something to look forward to at each visit...

Hopefully that makes sense.  The gents who see me know my process and hopefully it's not all that confusing.  Although I do need to be aloof from time to time due to safety and watching out for #1, I try my best to be open to questions while in person.

XO
CG

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Unless the majority of your appointments occur first thing in the morning, having our manhood tucked in our pants is rather necessary when we're in the presence of other people, don't you think?

First that was a joke.  The point though is that when someone uses that term, they are generally implying that they may have recieved special treatment and the next driver may not assume the same results no matter what.

CG-
Thank you for the thoughtful response. It may well be that the question is not always YMMV, but YDMV (as in definition), and that can obviously vary from person to person, whether one is providing, or enjoying- or both.

Which implies to me that her reaction will depend on how fresh and clean you are.  For my part, I'd err on the side of cleaning up unless I had done so fairly shortly before seeing her.