"I think women really are more critical of them selves than most men." - I don't think it, I know it. Only a woman would spend 2 hours in the bathroom fixing herself and then come out and spend another hour trying to find something wrong with the job she just did.

"Men are from Mars" - Actually, sir, they are all from a place known as the "vagina". And they spend their entire lives trying to go back at every opportunity. Except for me - I was delivered by a leprechaun riding a stork.

"Women are Venus" - They ARE Venus? I'm glad this isn't true. Venus was morbidly obese as I recall, unless you are referring to the Tennis pro, in which case I'd opt for her sister. I don't know who YOU been fuckin...

"The ladies think with their hearts" - yeah, right up until they see something bright and shiny that they want.

"Us guys just think with our penus" - Speak for yourself, I think with my nut sack.

I thought this board could use a lighter subject so this is an attempt at that.

I was having a discussion with a very sexy hot blonde lady the other day and she pointed out that she needed to keep cutting her hair because blonde hair gets split ends very easy. And she pointed out an example on a very hot picture of a blonde with very long hair. So I am sitting there thinking, gee, I always thought I was at least a somewhat observant person but I can honestly say I had never noticed anythingthing like that...... Truth is I am probably so busy looking at those nice breasts and sexy ass that split ends are the last thing on my mind! And if the lady in question has split ends, I honestly don't care! I think women really are more critical of them selves than most men.

So that got me thinking that even though I consider a sensitive man and at least somewhat aware of a ladies feelings......

Men are from Mars,
Women are venus.
The ladies think with their hearts,
Us guys just think with our penus'.

Where I'm from, leprechauns don't need no stinking license. Just a few pints of ale in them and a desire to get somewhere!

Did the leprechaun have his pilot's license?

Thanks for playing, I did mean to say Women are "from" Venus........

Enjoyed your humor!