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Posted By: Drumsticks

Outrageous and very disturbing!. 950 sex sessions over 19 years is almost once a week sex. That's nearing obsessive levels, no wonder why he couldn't break free from her evil talons. I feel so sorry for that poor man and how his life must be devastated by that female predator...  

-- Modified on 8/8/2015 3:10:50 AM

I know a lot of woman who are doing this scam here in Minnesota. Is there a number I can call?

I fell victim to that

Fortunately I wised up and gave her the boot!

they'd just had sex 30 minutes ago? Bunch of peeping toms with nothing better to do in Akron?

....even after the scam has run it's course. Something about continuing to pay for 1/2 time of the scam. The man's only hope is that this evil seductress can find another victim to get him off the hook. I'm conflicted on whether I should warn my fellow men or throw one under the bus.....