I am having a real stupid moment because I can't think of anything stupid to say. Have at it folks

Is it:  "I could care less."  Or....."I couldn't care less".  I think the latter in almost all cases.

Isn't "the exact same thing" redundant?  If it is exact, then it is the same.  Right?

Went to Fat Jack's, buy my drink, go into the room where dancers 'should' be entertaining. I sit down and the DJ/Bouncer comes over to me and says it's a $7 cover. Ok no big deal, but the $7 is not for entertainment it is merely the fee to sit in that room. I was informed by the bouncer the only way girls will go on stage is if you sit at the tip rail and pay them to be on stage. So, why charge a cover for no entertainment? NOT TO MENTION....the dancers have to PAY TO WORK THERE!!!
Bad business model!

MUAH,
SG

"I could care less" basically means you care that you don't care which would defeat the purpose of not caring in the first place.

Comprende?

Why is it when one goes to a provider rate page and sees an "off the clock rate" right below it or right next to it she states something like 4 - 6 hours?

Isn't the purpose of an "off the clock" rate not to keep track of time?

Why do providers state on their websites "I am not a clock watcher" but please respect my time?

Does this mean I can set an hour appointment and stay two or set two and stay four?

My interpretation with that statement is that a provider wants a guy to leave when his time is up. Is it so difficult for a provider to kick a guy out when his time is up that she wants him to leave on his own? I mean the provider is offering a service here. Is it not her responsibility to keep track of time?

By no means do I engage in behavior that stiffs a provider of her time. These are just my observances over a period of time that have puzzled me if not amused moi.

Very good!

I should have stayed at the JUICE BAR....

how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?

The Bible tells us to judge not, lest we be judged, but where's the fun in that? The best place for free-lance judging is the grocery store line where you can sum up a stranger's life by the contents of their basket.

Behind me the other day was a gaunt fellow whose T-shirt boasted of a marathon run up Everest and back; his cart filled to the brim with so many leafy greens I expected a parrot to fly out when he started unloading his basket.

That girl know's how to pack!

for me was a pair of jeans and an extra small t-shirt !!  

I just got an email from an ALIAS saying that I shud stick to my natural greys and leave the pretty colors for the YOUNG gals. SHE hates my strawberry blond. Darn, I was just gonna color my roots and now I don't know WHAT to do!!! Any color suggestions anyone?

1.  It's COULDN'T care less.  If you COULD care less, then there are things that are even less important than whatever it is that you're trying to say you don't care about it  Thanks to KFAN's Paul Allen for being the only radio broadcaster that consistently says this the "right" way, btw.

2. Re: exact same - nice one, I'll have to add that one to my repertoire.

Why is that it's SO HARD for people to reply to the message that they are intending to reply to?  These discussion boards are laid out in outline form (unless you change it) which we all learned in elementary school - and yet it's nearly impossible sometimes to figure out whose comment people are responding to.

For example, say someone makes a post asking what everyone likes to have for breakfast.  Several people reply, so there are now a bunch of replies.  The outline format SHOULD look something like this, with all of the responses to the OP's question neatly indented and lined up off of THAT question, like this:

what do you like to have for breakfast?
      eggs
          ohhh...cheesy eggs!
      cereal
          yeah I like cereal too! (eom)
               No way, cereal sucks!
      Oatmeal
      malt-o-meal
           Really? they still make malt-o-meal?
                Yes, and speaking of malt-o-meal - Anyone TOFFT on that new chick?
                      Check out all the Tineye hits, dude!

You get the point...simple, right?  So why does it always end up like this????

what do you like to have for breakfast?
      eggs
          ohhh...cheesy eggs!
               cereal
                   No way, cereal sucks!
      yeah I like cereal too! (eom)
          Oatmeal
              malt-o-meal
       Really? they still make malt-o-meal?
           Yes, and speaking of malt-o-meal - Anyone TOFFT on that new chick?
               French Toast!

Drives me crazy...
     

I agree.  Whats so hard about that?  Ooops, I think this should be indented?  And by the way,
I love French...Toast for any meal...!!

Bad business model?  It's Bock.. Kind of the take it or leave it approach, for customer and dancer alike.

Emmylou Harris is smoking hot, to me at least!

I like Porsche's post on this subject.  Follow the link.....

Some providers are afraid to appear rude and ask you to leave.  They don't want to risk unwarranted bad reviews.....and, yes, there are a few guys who would do just that.  

Just as men expect the ladies to be respectful of their time, so do the ladies expect it of the men.  

from the sails of the SS Minnow and that some of her dresses even had the name stenciled on them.

I think you need to calm down a little, it's just the internet.  Don't get yourself all crazy over the little things in life try to look at he big picture.

I don't think the SS Minnow was a sailboat.  And that sounds more like something Mary Ann would have done, anyway.  He He

and cut gingers dresses down to fit her?     LOL.  

I don't know anything about boats and I was just a kid!   Maybe her dresses were made from the tarp then?????

gees...........stick to the topic at hand, dude!!!   LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZzzzz

I'm so confused Belinda, are we talking about Hilary's hair or newbieguy42's obsession with thread order?

BTW Hilary, I like your strawberry blond hair don't take it gray it will just blend in with mine.

Is that there is a little off-sale on there that sells toys and porn.  Or that's what was in there the last time I was there 3-4 years ago.  

Now THAT is the only good thing about that place.  I think all establishments should sell booze, sex toys and porn though so I'm a little bias...lol

ROFLMAO.

I pride myself on being the lightest female packer in the world.  I went to Europe (during a cold season) for 2 weeks and carried on.  I'll add that this was BEFORE the checked bags fee.  I just do it out of the disgust for having too many outfits to choose from.  

I have never and will never check a bag.  The funniest things I see are the people who go to Mexico for a week or two and need to check a bag.  What do you need to do that for?  When I go to Mexico for a couple of weeks I need: 8 bikinis/swimsuits, 2 pairs of flip flops, 1 pair of sunglasses, travel size toiletries (or buy them when I get there), my Kindle and 7 sundresses.  It's Mexico people! lol

Ginger can go on with her bad self but this girl would rather visit a laundry mat while globe-trotting

Which Ginger, the provider Ginger from here or the Ginger on Gilligan's Island?  I've seen the TV show, haven't met the Ginger on here yet so I can't comment on her dress.

ROAD TRIP!!!

Or they tore the covers off the life preservers???  Or the Professor had a stencil kit?  My favorite episode was when they did a musical version of "Hamlet!"

I believe it was a musical version of "Hamlet" set to, appropriately enough for this forum, the music of "Carmen."

Very funny.

And agree the forums method of sorting as dysfunctional.

or maybe it was mr magoo

Cates, me thinks you think too much!

He literally killed him on that tackle!

I agree!  Been following her since the 70's, and she's only gotten prettier as the years roll by.

thank you Belinda!!! I needed that! ......that email made me feel very insecure....and OLD!!!

You'd probably scowl at my cart, piled with my montly supply of idividually wrapped ribeyes and porterhouses and NY strips and looking like it'd be enough to reconstruct a cow, and think I know how you're going to die: Beeficide.

As a nod to health, next time I'll go with the choice instead of the prime.

you could feel old or insecure.  Don't anyone get in your head like that.


Clarification, this can't be a shill I have never met Hilary.

The Minnesota accent is soooo ugly! 2nd to New Jersey!

Which until it shut down was one of the best strip clubs in the state.

At least MN is sort down home while Jorzey sounds like they are about to beat to a pulp.
Guess we can toss Massachuttes in with terrible accents.
Im from NY but never got coooofe on lung island kind off accent.  Lol

Cate   That's like saying "That was fun let's do it again".  You can't do it again, but you can do something similar.