A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?' 'Duh,' says the blond, 'He has a licker license!'
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One morning a man watched his wife of a number of years prepare herself for work. As she stood in front of the mirror she lamented that she wished that her breasts were bigger.
Her loving husband responded with a solution. He said honey, if you rub toilet paper between them twice a day, then over time they would grow bigger. So religiously over the next two weeks she rubbed toilet paper between her breasts twice a day.
At the beginning of the third week, the wife asked her husband: “Honey are you sure this will work?” Without missing a beat, the husband replied: “It worked for your ass didn’t it?”
He is still alive, and with the help of years of intensive physical therapy, he may walk again.
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