1) Age - like mature gents, is there a age cut off - 85, 90 or no age as long as the equipment works, I can't see my self at age 80 - 85 meeting new ladies; that is unless they they come and see me at the Home

2)  Emily's got a GUN!  - now my dear hold my gun I have to take you picture, just don't see why the freaking gun. It takes happiness is a warm gun to a new level!! Unless the thing is vibrator for her disguised as a gun or just changed the title to "Come on over and let me and my Ho rob you"

3) 411's - I hate it when I open one of those 411 requests and the picture of the lady in question scares me. Maybe a tag line, open with caution, I like wild ugly coyote women, not that any of those pictures are ever ugly, but maybe just different.

4) Nipples - love them long and hard, but I don't want to lose an eye, sometimes those bad boys can be weapons and probably should be concerned as such when going through airport security. You watch on the news; "lady hijacks aircraft with sharp objective" - turns out to be a nipple!!

5) Nasty request - not sure what happen to the post, that would be a good thing to be know as a "Nasty Provider" and why was Durt-E the only one to respond! What was he looking for that was nasty, don't answer I don't want to know!!

The Management: short week in review for 1Terrapin1 as he just went into to his third treatment program today, his problems are just too many to discuss on this board, ranging from drugs to mental issues as you can tell from his posts. As we the TER team took him away he was screaming about nothing is funny any longer, what ever happen to sex, drugs and rock and roll? We caution you to not believe his posts as he is in stage three of his out of body experience.

He spoke about how he then went into the Lost Souls of the Peyote trail and he has have been in contact with his Buddhist advisor and has been given permission to begin his personal pilgrimage to the Chihuahuan high Desert. He was interested in meeting the gods of four directions to take his pain away and ready for the four cardinal point magic to deliver him to the dimension of consciousness, to obtain the answers of the mysteries that surround our existence. As he will search for the hangover of the soul.

TER cautions readers to stay away and just wait to he returns back to reality of the moment. Please "bare" with us as we have our top people on the case!!!