So my friend is getting trapped (oops I mean getting married) and us., his friends, saved up about $8000 to throw a two day two night bachelorette party at the W and Emery Minneapolis. So we got a “friend of friend” who will bring three strippers who are 19-21 years old for the first day/evening mixed with recreational materials. So we still have $3500 left after all the logistics budgeted. Any idea of MNE provider(s) who would cater to 6 of us young 24 yr olds looking while she and her friend get laid by the “groom -to- be”? Just with the groom, everyone else is “audience”. We want a show to remember before our friend looses all his freedom to this biatch wife a few days later. The event will be in last week of June. If $3500 for two young spinners with big natural boobs (no plastics please) for 4/5 hours were not enough, we can bring extra $1500 and make it $5000 but we need a show for our friend to remember and possibly regret loosing his freedom lol….
I was a best man who arranged something similar. I was very proud of the night that I had set up. We had a blast. Except for the groom. It almost broke the marriage, and took years before the bride or any of her friends would look at me without anger in their eyes. Does your friend the groom know what is about to happen? If not this could be an ambush with long term consequences.
Will consider the risk but the groom does not know and its a surprise for him. We are going to loose him forever. He will become a husband and may be a dad and no fun. And the biatch he is marrying is hated by us all. She even tried to set me up with one of her girlfriend…. No thank you I said to her. I already have steady fuck at home and nice adventures hobbies outside home. The biatch will break him financially, take all his money and then he will be homeless and poor corporate manager lol.
Depending on the type of person the groom to be is, I see two ways this ends up.
The most logical way is the groom nopes the fuck out of this situation. Or if the groom is already a hobbyist then this would be up his alley. OP knows his friend, we don’t. On the surface this does seem pretty toxic behavior, but we just know the situation as OP described it. OP; Respect your friend enough to at least give him the opportunity to decline something this crazy. You don’t want to be blamed for marriage falling apart if this comes out. If he agrees to it then it’s not on you.
… you and your buddies are doing this for YOU, not for the groom. And that’s absolutely the wrong reason to do it.
You have no idea how your friend’s married life will turn out. Yes, he may become a dad. And that might be the greatest thing that ever happens to him. You have no idea. Before I got married, my best man/BIL and my two best friends (one married) took me to a bar downtown where I lived then. We had some drinks and shared some stories. Had a great time. I never would have gone along with the kind of thing you’re planning. If you really value your friend, you’ll call this off or at least explain to the groom exactly what you’re planning and let him have the final say on it.
I wish, but that wont happen. Our dumb friend likes the fiancé… at least he will be all satisfied and may reach a pivotal moment to at least keep the marriage for some time….
No not necessarily…. We will be “audience”… may be hold a glass of whisky to our lips but thats it… we are NOT getting into the bed with him… we sure clap for a big blow out… lol
Its serious matter, we the friends get it… but dont you all wish that you have friends like us who would drop 8-10k for a happy groom going for a life changing event without ANY doubt…
you saying $3500 to $5000 for two girls 4-6 hours total not gonna cut it? Not possible? We don't want to go Las Vegas, its uncharted territory.. we like MNE girls and support locals whole heartedly…
Is your friend a dude? Then it's not a Bachelorette party. Also, if you are all against the marriage for legit reason, are you really going to the wedding?
Do a google search- Bachelorette meaning (scroll down patiently LOL) “a small bachelor apartment.” "a bachelorette in a high-rise complex" Hence , the party is in a small hotel room or apartment room….got it? Light bulb moment….
If the so-called “biatch” finds out about the party, it may not sit well with her regardless of what the groom does or doesn’t do there. That the the groom loves the bride won’t help if the bride gets pissed off about the groom going along with this party.
So I agree with your thought… it’s an attempt to save this guy from what the OP thinks will be a dreary life with the “biatch” and whatever children they may have. 😕
Im still scrolling, thanks for informing me that all the bachorlette parties Ive seen where the future bride is walking around a bar in a maudlin wedding dress bar holding a dildo while her friends get blasted is actually a party for dudes in a less than capacious apartment. Your command of the English langauge is truly astounding. Light bulb moment--youre a derp.
Because like mentioned multiple times. If I am not into it... save that money for yourself and/or hire them and you enjoy the fuck fest. Because what you are possibly doing is ending the marriage if found out. So the 10K your group spent on this could cost the guy his house, half his retirement, half his assets, etc IF found out by his wife after they are married. LET ALONE if any children are in the equations for child support and what not.
You don't write in a straight line. Half of your conclusions are illogical. Your friend is dumb you say. So are his friends. Try putting your time, enormous brain and money towards something that supports your friend in a pivotal moment. Maybe even something generous and memorable that includes the fiancee and her friends too.
Why are you all against the idea to surprise the groom in a small hotel room with two quality provider? Dont we all love to get laid for free before tying the knot (or be trapped). And why are we not giving the groom a choice??? We are not forcing the idea on him? And he agreed to strip dance anyway, which includes skin to skin rub/contact. Does it matter if the skin is penile skin rubbing with pussy cat skin? Why the location of the skin in the body matters sooo much???
Time machine jump can help assume the future but in reality the “choice “ is all that matters. It is a red pill vs blue pill (get it, the blue pill aka viagra lol)… if the groom choses to get laid he can have both the pills, but take blue first and sleep with providers and then red pill later and forever cut his balls for his wife. As long as he chooses, we the friends are fine. Its a show. If the groom chose not to sleep, then , whatever i will save the day for the providers and make sure my other friends get some “action”…. It a choice. Why are we not pro-choice???
As a provider who would not want to deter business going to another provider, I am going to give this one a hella NO. You are putting your friend in a very awkward position and you sound like you are living vicariously through him by your description of how you want the party to happen. He may be very happy or.....he could be very embarrassed or.....he could be really mad and call the whole party off and all of you lost all of your money and worse maybe your friendship.
Funny to see I still live in your head though! I'm accustomed to your drive by attacks and expect nothing less from a dipshit that cannot sequence his own words so has to "mime" his way thru with youtube videos. Say hello to your your pillow pal, the disease riddled predator.
It was a total success. We six friends put a massive “good-bye single-life… here comes the nagging wife” show where first day ( Friday night, was full of strippers three of them were dressed as sexy server and three other girls were Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader dress theme”. They danced and the “groom” was thrilled, satisfied and happy. Off course we had performance enhancing recreational food and “vitamin” supplements. The next day we dropped $8,000 for two well reputed provider girls we flew them from Chicago area, both are caucasians in their early twenties. We paid for their first class flights and cash given to them $7000. The two girls Robin and Amelia took matters in their hand and walked in the room as maid service the next day. As they were literary cleaning they reached out to the groom as they dropped glass of water on his lap. Groom had no idea whats going on and we the “six good friends” just minding our business in the other room of the suite. The maid Robin just kept rubbing his wet trouser area and no wonder my “soon-to-be-trapped” in a dull joyless uneventful “married life” was ready. Cheers to the providers, they both , Robin and Amelia then fully engaged with the groom. As soon as we realized that our mission was accomplished, we gathered by the door. Amazingly the two provider took their time dancing around the groom and were able to put a great show. After two and a half hour the groom was fully drained and satisfied. The provider had very tight pussy, how do I know? Well thats another story to be posted as reviewed. The wedding is still on for Third week of July but out friend the groom just realized that love and sexual intimacy are something he need to work with his bride. We will help him with a “sex coach” and that will be our “wedding gift”. At no point we will ever let our friend run high and dry because his wife might have an headache or period. We are here for each other.
If you think you're being clever or something, you're not. All you've done so far is be the latest entry in a long line of people who show up here with an attitude problem who can't handle being disagreed with and I'm being polite with my phrasing. Time for you to follow the first rule of holes.
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