Any providers out there that own a Sybian?

There is a guy who posts on craigslist that he has a sybian, offering rides to single women and couples. If you want to watch a provider ride one, you might be able to arrange it through him. Just do a search for "sybian" in the minneapolis casual encounters section.

I don't own one and honestly the 3 times I have tried one it does nothing for me.

I prefer my sex swing!

Xoxo
Amber Monroe

Ol' Wad's links are the best. He be a legend of the ol' fuck board.

I'm thinking at least a 20w50 if she's got high miles and loose tolerances or how about 80w80 farm-use if she's a real porker...

Do the ladies think there is anything better than aux naturale?  Safely covered, of course.

you dirty old fuck, I thought you were dead!

Why would they need a sybian, when they have us!

It took me the better of two years to recover from that shit, (don't worry, I didn't let a little thing like that changed me, I still hate condoms!)

There were many other factors that forced me out of this community as well... David Elms departure for one...

...I understand that.  
Here's to your return, an end to insipidity, and a bit more intelligent anarchy. L'cheim.