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Re: Squirt - Barely LMFAO
krampovbj 19 Reviews 552 reads
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As I have gotten older, (I am 50, but look 70, for real girl), you become self-aware of who you really are...I laugh at myself on daily basis on what putz I am...embraced it, took the Popeye attitude..."I am what I am"...my humor has been always self-deprecating...having two older sisters, who are ALPHA FEMALES, taught me at a young age, we male humans are the inferior of the species...I have no problem with that...

You women would rule the world....IF you could only get along with each other...until then...you have it sit in it...

My tendency is towards more mature providers, just because I feel we have more in common...I have been with 20-somethings that have an old soul, which makes them an exception and very cool chicks...

Glad I made you smile...that was the goal...my referrals can vouch for the eventually...  
take care
Kram

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mpovbj

Appearance
real -photo-Yes                              photo accurate Yes, sad but true
build -Buda Belly                        height                 5'6" - 5'8"
ethnicity -Way White                      Transsexual       Only when Pegged
age 50 - 105                              Junk size        3-4 erect
hair color Gray                               Junk girth        Ball Park Frank
hair type Buzzed                      Junk implants No, cock rings, tongue depressors & tape  
hair length-None                      Junk appearance Old n saggy
piercings None                              tattoos                Face
Junk -Groomed short

Services offered
massage Uglies to Privates                           massage quality Eh…
sex No, Oral only give/receive                          s&m                Light
blow job Yes please                                         cum in mouth        Yes a must
touch junk Yes - Duh                                         lick pussy                Yes, see above
kiss Yes -With TOO MUCH Tongue                 anal                         Well…??
two girl action-Yes, see Bucket list                 bring second Hobbyist-Ahhh…no
two guys at a time Hell NO                         full, no-rush session Yes/no/sometimes
multiple pops allowed-At my age???                 rimming                 Give and give and give
squirt Barely                                         allow film/picture Only if posted on FB Page
female condom Too BIG for junk

Appearance- 2-Fugly
Performance- 3-Eventually
Attitude- FN' FUN
Atmosphere- Smokey  

Thanks
Kram

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MsChayse710 reads

Oh! Wait! It's you! That's gotta be one of those fake reviews submitted by one of those guys you refused to provide services to cause baby you're one hawt! hawt! tamale!

Funny post babes
Leann

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krampovbj760 reads

You obviously have me confused with someone other Kram...

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MsChayse624 reads

So.... which kram am I speaking to? The reviewed or the reviewer?

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MsDynamite564 reads

I'd say so ! Lol !

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krampovbj565 reads

Just so you know what you are getting yourself into...my referrals can confirm...  
Thanks
Kra

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MsDynamite508 reads

Is that so ? Hmmm Well... We'll have to get a lil party together with you know who and see ...xo -V

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brilove543 reads

This laugh was well needed thank you sir!! Oh and I also loved the performance - 3 eventually :)

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krampovbj553 reads

As I have gotten older, (I am 50, but look 70, for real girl), you become self-aware of who you really are...I laugh at myself on daily basis on what putz I am...embraced it, took the Popeye attitude..."I am what I am"...my humor has been always self-deprecating...having two older sisters, who are ALPHA FEMALES, taught me at a young age, we male humans are the inferior of the species...I have no problem with that...

You women would rule the world....IF you could only get along with each other...until then...you have it sit in it...

My tendency is towards more mature providers, just because I feel we have more in common...I have been with 20-somethings that have an old soul, which makes them an exception and very cool chicks...

Glad I made you smile...that was the goal...my referrals can vouch for the eventually...  
take care
Kram

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MsDynamite608 reads

Well, like to hang out with guys more because there's less drama .

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