Very nice!

second what?

I 2nd the motion,  all in favor, say "I"

Hold on now, I don't think we have a quorum.........

I've fled the state and am holed up in an undisclosed location to prevent a quorum being present.

so you are from wisconsin?

Hah!.  We'll just pass a bill anyway and publish it too.  We don't need no stinkin' quorum!

almost had an internship with a state legislator, who asked if i lied, cheated, or thought stealing was "ok" ?  You can guess what i said.  
Years later in retrospect i thought of the correct answer: "no sir, but i'm willing to learn".