just once i'd love to meet with a provider and have her say:  "i'm so fucking horny today....can you stay a couple hours?....no charge"   LOL   I know, I know.....just a fantasy.   but its GOOD to have fantasies!

I usually give them plenty of extra time ... no charge!!! So, we can keep on playing even wayyyyy longer! lol

If your a frequent flyer of a provider...you walk in "this ones on the house", /slap wake up.

I actually had that happen... not in EXACTLY those words, but it was like this:  "I'm REALLY horny today... do you need to be someplace afterwards?"

If your a frequent flyer of a provider...you walk in "Surprise I invited someone to join us this time" Double slap

I'm known for my going over the time slot, hey if I'm having a good time why not?  

It was a set up or sting ... I felt so silly the need day. I called him and explained I'd been out with friends and had a bit to drink ... Thought I'd have some fun. He felt bad for not showing and and literally did a face slap. Oh well ... Now I know to keep my booty calls and business separate.

Rule #1: We are not appliance dealers, we do not give away free pony rides and ice cream !
Rule #2. Refer to rule #1