Public Service Announcement:  
If you would like me to kiss, suck and/or lick you - anywhere - Please clean it up.  

FACIAL HAIR:  
If you're rocking a sexy midnight shadow, Gotee or any facial hair that's great!  
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE make sure it's trimmed, cleaned or taken care of in someway.  
   - IF it feels like nasty sandpaper or needles - PLEASE fix it, shave it, ask for a new razor or reschedule.  

*** Whisker burn is nothing to mess with! ***
Sadly, I recently experienced this HORRIBLE and painful feeling. I refuse to ever do it again.  
My face, lips and other areas had a terrible scraped up look for a few days and it burned. All due to a client's unshaved VERY coarse facial hair. It felt like needles repeatedly stabbing me.

 
OTHER HAIR:
I don't mind it, but very much prefer if you trim, wax or shave it. A mouthful of hair isn't as enjoyable as not worrying about it.  

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YOUR HAIRY RIGHTS:
- You have the right to not shave.
- Anything you say or do may be used against you.
(If you follow directions - my body, lips and/or tongue may be pressed against you.)
- You have the right to consult me or another sexy Provider during questioning now or in the future.
- If you cannot afford a new and clean RAZOR, one will happily be appointed to you, if you wish.
- Knowing and understanding your HAIRY RIGHTS as I have explained them to you.  
Are you willing to answer my questions without a sexy Provider present?  

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Thanks for your kind understanding!  

Now back to your regularly scheduled and happy TER postings...  

 
Kisses, Love & Happiness!  
Whitney Cohe

Im sorry to even hear this. how freakin painful! Gentlemen lets be nice to these angels!

My view is the more pleasant I make it for her, the happier I will end up being.  I've had the occasional experience where the lady was not as nicely trimmed as I would like and I definitely noticed the difference, both during and after so I am sure it is not at all fun when we show up all bristly for them either.

That's why I always shave my back and the soles of my feet with a sharp hacksaw before seeing a provider.

For those that have (and want to keep) a beard and mustache, I highly recommend a product called triple moisture leave-in cream every day. Also, the next day or 2 after you trim, those hairs are sharp! If you look a bit shaggy, but the hair is soft and silky, you'll find she likes it in the end

I have to agree with others that stubble just isn't right ever. I'd rather find a full blown bush if it isn't shaved smooth. Whisker burn sucks!

I want want to assume the position against a wall and have Whitney read me my Hairy Rights while pressed up against me.  

Awesome way to make a valid point.

offer a sexy nude 'clean up' session as part of say a 2 hr appointment. That way a provider can shave/trim as she sees fit.  I think a lot of guys would enjoy the pampering/warm up and the provider can prepare their own 'canvas' to their liking.  With the amount of shaving/trimming providers do on themselves that this would not be too much of a problem. Just a thought...

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Yep, a lady with unshaven facial hair is real annoying -LOL!

Lol

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I like that!!   Very clever!!   you could add SAVE to it too, between the Crave and the Wave.  LOL

oh and then QUAVE between gave and rave.

and for some ~~~    Enslave...  

 
quave

Web definitions

A shaking; trembling; To quiver or trembl

Up late and that made me smile too Handy, clean-up sessions , pampering can be a very sexy lead up , thing is I have never shaved a man, it may have to be one of those hospital safety razors , giggle but I can shave myself, no, not my face haha.  One thing that is a turn on for me though is to watch a man shave himself(face) that is. Anyway, there was a comment above about using some kind of cream, aftershave lotion ,etc. that does make it soft and I have experienced that, not sure of the name or brand, but what a difference it makes even with a 4 o'clock shadow look. Goodnight folks!

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I have all the tools for it, too!

Hiya Whitney....   I do remember your soft and especially delicate beautiful face and lips.  Sorry it got abraded.  

I had that happen to me once where my lips and chin got chaffed and pretty brutalized and had to heal... and it is from the coarse facial hair.  I've learned since to pull back and simply tell the gent that I need to kiss ever so gently if his 5 o'clock shadow is rough... and they've understood. It can certainly be like sandpaper.  

Not all stubble is alike!   Not all gents are aware, especially if they are newer to the hobby which version of stubble they have.  

Some of the gents have "gentle stubble" that doesn't bother me at all, but I can tell right away as it doesn't feel like razor sharp sand.  

And you all know I kiss way down there where there is a whole other kisser just waiting with a pucker... shaved is preferred but not necessary.  Sometimes we gals spend more time down there parting a forest than making purchase with the skin... but the men seem to enjoy it anyway.  I suspect those who shave enjoy it more! Need I mention it always tastes like my favorite "lemon cake" by the time I get there?  

Did I meander again?  

Oh, kisses and if there are whiskers may I help lift the Cheshire grin out from behind it.  

Happy rainy Sunday to all!

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I'll quave with you any day!!!

I can see this being very sexy!!!   This is now being incorporated into my service offerings!   This year, 2014, I would love to have a few very very sexy pampering/trimming/shaving appointments with advance notice!  I will run and get "Intelligent Nutrients" shaving creams and mood music and gentle strokes.  All Intelligent Nutrients products are edible... so this can get interesting!  And a new Gillette Mach of course!  

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Ladies, message noted and agreed. Grooming level affects attention level I may or may not receive.    

From a guy's perspective, though, I also have similar concerns as summarized by this little ditty.

Full and furry, bald or bare,
Either is fine, way down there.
But bristles or stubbles are tough on the tongue,
So grow it or shave, but please choose one.

Thank you.  Just a CROTCHety guy addressing a HAIRY situation

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