appearance:: 10 - One in a lifetime
performance:: 10 - One in a lifetime
attitude:: The Ultimate Dessert
atmosphere:: Not for the faint of heart  
   
GENERAL DETAILS::  
After reading a few reviews I knew I had to try this out myself and see what all the hulabaloo was about..  
Seriously how can it be done?!?! Pie and cake combined?!?!  
Thats just Crazy talk I tell ya,,  
I was a little nervous as this was my first duo but I took a long breath and went for it
Well you can just imagine my surprise when I sat down and this saucy little number was spread out before me, NON-VIPS, OMFG you have to try this .. VIPS read on ..  

THE JUICY DETAILS::  
As someone who considers themselves a pro in this part of the world , I was confident I could take on this delectable diva , but boy did she show me a few new tricks..  
There she was beautifully displayed in all her glory in front of me and all it took all I had to take the plunge into this sweet and sexy treat ..  
Her aroma tantalizing my senses I started to feel the hunger deep in my loins..  
There she was displayed with this perfect decorative flair and a buttercream cloak that I was excited about getting my fingers into,,  
I slowly inserted my finger across that soft and creamy layer and I could tell by how it melted in my hands that this devilish duo was ready ,, That first taste was like heaven and it everything in my being screamed to dive right in , normally I like to take my time and savour every last moment ..
But as soon as that first finger was in my mouth ,I wanted to fork her so bad , and you could tell by how moist this beauty was it was begging for me to devour,,  
But I kept my cool well pretended to, inside I was shaking like a giddy little school girl virgin ..  
It was now or never,, so I threw on my cover (( napkin )) and enthusiastically went to town..  
I was desperate to see what was underneathe that buttery creamy veil of awesome , so I made my first cut..  
And being someone who has a pretty sizable utensil it was no problem getting through all those layers,,  
I slowly and precisely started from the top and worked my way down.. Cake, pie, cake , cake pie, cake,, and then I heaved that first piece to my mouth and went to town,, one bite after another of flavor  EXPLODING IN AWESOME in my mouth .. Vanilla Cake, Apple Pie , Butter Cream frosting, Dark Chocolate Cake , Cherry pie , it just went on and on and on and on  
I started with a nice pace and worked my way up to a feeding frenzy..  
I was forking from every direction and you could tell she wanted it by the way she easily fell apart on my tongue..  
It was like it was screaming and begging me  YES YES YES EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME !!
After I while I said fuck it and just buried my face in that mound of sweetness devouring every last morsel , I was like a kid in a kmart kandy store on blue light special day, my face was covered in cream and didnt stop until I swallowed every last bite..  
And wouldnt you know it, but I licked that plate clean..  
I sucked off the last of the cream off my fingers then proceeded to wash it down with a big glass of whole milk and collapsed into a cuddly food coma, I had my fill and was totally spent.  
Treat this dish with the respect it deserves and itsthe dish that will keep on giving and giving..  
It will take some time to recover from this but when I do I will repeat,,

"Pleasure: the endless frontier. These are the voyages of sexual enterprise.  
Your continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new thrills and new tantilizations,  
to boldly go where you have not ventured before.. and enjoy the ride .. "

meow meow  
~Cat xoxo
 

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