Minnesota

Re: My Best Offensive Weapn
Cates45 See my TER Reviews 2955 reads
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Alrighty guys….The Twins are done.  The Vikings are nearly burnt with only a miracle left to even make the play-offs.  I dare not even think of getting rise (or giving you one) over the T-Wolves, and I’ve never been a big fan of hockey.  Now what????????

My only hope for sports salvation right now is to add an “h” between the “P” and “u” of the subject line.  Methinks that you get the idea.  My phrustration is partially released for now.  Is there anyone who cares or desires to help me continue my non-phrustration?

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Let’s talk about what an idiot Childress is........in between pops, and then go for 2.  3?  4?  Whatever you've got!

Cates45 See my TER Reviews 1441 reads
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LuckyLuver 40 Reviews 1453 reads
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3 / 10

I don't think that is "offensive" in any way....lol

Pie Man 1073 reads
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4 / 10

I remember that offensive weapon.
It was extremely effective.

ilvmbg 1337 reads
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5 / 10

Maybe Ziggy should get on his hands and knees and beg the Bears for the return of this guy.  I always wondered if he ever wrote anything with that pencil.

bigdell 81 Reviews 1018 reads
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6 / 10

Not enough space in anyones computer to talk about what a DUMMY Childress is.  He should have the challenge flag shoved up his ass and pulled out his nose.  Hope I"ve made myself clear!

Eden Roc 1 Reviews 1094 reads
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7 / 10

When he was head coach of the Vikings, he used to stick the pencil in his back pocket. One time during a game he went to take a seat and show some game pics to players with the pencil in his back pocket. He promptly broke the pencil and one part of the pencil literally stuck a hole in one of his butt cheeks. He needed two or three stitches to seal the cut.

True story

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