Well, if you wanna find out if she is into anal you can say, "Mind if push in your stool?" - not quite sure what kinda reaction you would get or if she would get it...........

I like to do karaoke and for some reason women like that. They come walkin' by and you can catch their eye, grab their hand, put your hand on their shoulder and take 'er from there. I'll tend to walk over to a couple attractive gals with the song book and ask them who is gonna get up and sing - always gets discussion going.

Sometimes with women in their 40's I'll sit down at the bar next to 'em and ask them when the last time they smoked pot was. Provocative questions always tend to get responses. You'd be amazed at the number who wanna go outside and do a one-hitter!

Big thing is you just gotta have the guts to go say Hi without appearing threatening, like you're just passing the time. You can tell when women are out to have a good time - if they are, they actually WANT guys to come up and talk to 'em.

OK, I know you were probably being sarcastic when you asked for some advice, but maybe this will help out someone.......