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I know it's an imaginary experience, but.....red_smile
fizzsnap 9 Reviews 787 reads
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I recall an episode of Two and a Half Men,  where Alan, the dorky brother of Charile, played by Charlie Sheen, hires a hooker with the help of his brother.  During "the experience", the lady starts giving Alan some over the top compliments about being hot, being a great kisser, etc... Alan keeps interrupting her and asking her to please keep things to at least a "believeable" level.  He knows it's all make believe but even he can't wrap his mind around being the "super hot lover" that she keeps telling him that he is.  I don't know about you but I see his point....but then again, maybe I AM one of the most handsome and sexy guys that has grace the Minnesota scene in quite some time...LOL!  Tongue firmly planted in cheek for that last comment.  :)
What say you, oh wise board Minnesota board participants?

NameisJonas438 reads

OTT stuff like that is for the birds. It totally ruins the illusion. The amount a provider actually likes you is a bell curve around how he or she talks to you. Too blah or too enthusiastic probably indicate you are not this person's favorite client.

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quoderat1790442 reads

Completely agree. I prefer and frequent providers who are just themselves, or who keep any even keel. I don't like the overly lavish compliments; I know I'm good at some things, not so good at others, and I'm no Adonis. If a provider gives me any of that, it's likely I won't return.

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vorlon496 reads

The best escorts can make you forget for the time you are together that your time together is not a real romantic relationship.  They are good enough that you suspend your disbelief.  But when they go on and on about how great you are it really diminishes the experience.  Some providers should learn to tone it down.

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