There've been a lot of posts here and on other boards about "where's the craziest place you ever had sex?"  And they get a lot of wild answers, especially about what people did in high school or college.

this one is not a strange place but an odd and true story, my atf provider had a customer seated on her couch naked and errect when he took a doughnut for a small bag and slid his dick through the doughnut and asked her to finish a bbbj with the doughnut in place.  I asked her if she did and she was vague.  You ladies see the best of men, the worst of men and some of the weirdest of men

In a rain forest on Maui...

It was great!!

bent over the hood of his car!! Bwahaha. It was deliciously naughty.

In the backseat of a car in a secluded (or so we thought) park as some people walked by (without us knowing until it was too late).  

Fridley.

Thank you Bob Eubanks and The Dating Game.

Urban legend, I guess. Actually, she said "a**" and it got bleeped:

Just a little shout out to Digital Underground........

it was the Newlywed Game!

did in an elevator! Up and down baby!

if it were only that simple....

I was adventurous in this way with girlfriends when I was younger. With P4P if look at risks very seriously. Maybe I worry too much, I don't know.

Hmmm....pearly.  I like that.  Lol

With your posting I was hoping you'd be coming for a visit to Minneapolis.  Perhaps you could schedule just in time for our May blizzard.

In my vehicle on a little dead end road well outside of twin cities. I was just shooting the breeze with provider before getting clothes off and carrying on. Just as we were going to get undressed a cop pulls up with cherries on. I am almost shitting my pants in fear and say to provider "just tell him we met and mall or something". She seemed quite annoyed and is like "wtf does he want?uhg!".Cop comes to my door asks if anything is wrong and why we're parking there? Provider just says "we just wanted to talk and I wanted to get away from family for a minute". Cop asks for my license,checks it out, gives it back to me and leaves. Provider and I get back to talking and she just complains "uhg I f'ing hate cops!". I'm still pretty nervous and thinking about calling it off and leaving,but she says "I don't feel like doing fs with that nosy-ass cop driving around,how about I just give you a bj?" I said ok and ended up getting one the better bbbj's I've had. I then dropped her off at home went back to my home. Since then she's been my regular go to gal.

I'll join a paid site to see that if I have to!

On a hot summer day, slapped against a cool, marble wall of an old crypt. He took me from behind (both holes) It was mind blowing!

Behind a bar in St. Louis Park. Some of you may remember The Leaning Post. There was a water tower right in back of it. What an adrenaline rush!

In the woods, at night, at the Como Zoo. It is only afterwards that you are wondering how to explain and remove the ground in dirt from your pants and clothes.

in the back seat of a cab with the cab driver watching in the mirror with my all time favorite

The 2nd tee box at Meadowbrook GC in SLP on a hot summer night.

Just the two of you or was a lucky guy with you?  And if not, why didn't you invite me?

Picked up my date over the lunch hour in the church parking lot, drove to a nearby townhouse of a friend of hers went into the garage and then proceeded to take her against the hood the car.  Finished up, dropped her back off at the church parking lot and went back to work.

... but out of the ordinary, and a very special date for me, one I will remember even when tottering along in the nursing home.  My all-time favorite date with a provider was at... a zoo.  And, "That's all I have to say about that."