This past weekend I was at a party and something was said to me that made me laugh. What she said was “So, why don’t you get a sex doll?”…then I sprayed the drink out…laughing my ass off. But she was serious about the question…but no

Let’s see pros and cons? There are not that many pros to it…ride a share lane…well that’s it. The cons are way too many for me, the good ones start off about $10,000-15,000. Someone said to me, “You can stuff the $10,000 in your pocket and leave for a while with a living, breathing woman”

The eyes on those dolls just freak me out

...conjure. Only a woman has the ability to use her tongue, lips and suction in infinite ways to pleasure you and look sexy as hell while doing it. I bought a Fleshlight once. It was nice at first but I soon grew tired of it. She started criticizing me about only taking her out about once a month and then scolded me about never letting her meet my friends. Fleshlight is now producing models that are true life molded replicas of some of your favorite porn stars. I currently have two porn star favorites who have allowed Fleshlight to pour molten vinyl into their pussies for authentic recreations; Kendra Sunderland and Dillion Harper. I think I might upgrade to one or maybe both of these lady's signature models. I think Fleshlight would be wise and offer a pair of these ladies' used panties in a signed collector's edition. I'm ready to part with my starter Fleshlight. Anyone interested in buying it from me?  

Your first line is so all very true, but there is something else that starts up my old evinrude…it’s the scent of a woman. I’m not talking about below the waist, perfume or soap. Some women have this intoxicating scent, I’m weak in the knees and falling into their Venus fly trap.

I know what you mean about the Fleshlight, I recently bought the Riley Reed one. Hot petite woman…maybe a tighter HOO-HOO…small lips are ok. One benefit is Fleshlights “stick” heater to warm it up and keep it warm…plug it in and there is a light to tell you if it’s warm.

The used panties would be a marketing genius (maybe they already do it), a local provider sold them on the net and she told me that she sold more panties in Asians countries HAHA

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