at the risk of being tedious, but it might be helpful.
She's gone now, so this is all hypothetical anyway.
Here's what I tried to post in an effort to inform the community quickly, in the full spirit of a mini, without crossing TER boundaries:
"Redhead Bxxx, area code xxx, just passing through with an ad on the Page that shall not be mentioned.
Bottom line 6,3 and the sort of experience that makes you wonder why you're such an idiot,
except you know why, because it was 2 in the morning and no one else was answering."
Is a URL absolutely necessary, especially if the only discernible URL is unacceptable to TER? Name and area code can be ID enough. Ironically, the disallowed mini confirms the poor qualities of the webpage we are encouraged to distance ourselves from, and so t serves evrybody's purpose.