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Sami_the_Jihadist 1912 reads
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Hi. I'll be visiting your city soon for the March Martyr Madness. I'm hoping to have a blast!

I'm looking for 72 beautiful, full breasted virgins. Can you give me some recommendations?

Thank you.

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riffrandel1275 reads

Try Kristen Rose / Greenly.  Word on the street is that if you're the hundredth lucky shopper she'll show you the time of your life.

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Father_Ohshitt1046 reads

that you remember our commandments, particularly the one that says:

"thou shall not give any real responses to alias 411 ads"

Now 15 Our Fathers and 10 Hale Marys please.

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Nago8827 reads

Yea genius, you can also say hello to the FBI now that  theyve started monitoring your emails. Probably the dumbest post Ive ever read in this forum.

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Seksi1068 reads

. . . that was a mistranslation and that it's really 72 olives?

I suppose, if you use your imagination, you could still have some fun, but it probably wouldn't be the same. . . .

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blueboy445942 reads

72 MARTINIS!!!

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NaughtyGirlLuvr1615 reads

no, I will not help you.

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Father_Ohshitt1424 reads

Is there anything that you would like to confess?



Please...

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amberamber972 reads

ROFL...

Sorry Father for I have NOT sinned today!

But I got fuck'd very well!

Thank u kindly father!

Luv it!

Xoxo

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Father_Ohshitt991 reads

Yes my child, procreation is not a sin.  How ever you said you "got...." please remember it is better to give than receive, so remember to give back next time to the gentleman that is so giving to you.

I will be expecting to see you at Mass today Ms Amber.  I'm up for the 11:00 am if you can come.

Father O

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