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eager4beaver 36 Reviews 1968 reads
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Remember this limerick?:

There once was a man from Nantucket, ...

Puck2617 reads

Had an excellent encounter this week and dying to tell about it? Here's the place to do it. Friday shill thread, let everybody know who rocked your world. Post a link, points if it was TOFFT and paid off.

This should be a weekly thread, one thread on Fridays only.

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Puck1878 reads

Ladies need not comment - this is for the guys to share discoveries or hype their favorites.

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diggstrenches061655 reads

It wasn't this week but very recently, Jeanna drove to my home town (two hours) in a snow storm.   I wasn't expecting her to come but I sure am glad she did,  what a nice, beautiful, sexy and FUN-loving lady.   Thank you Jeanna.

Related Link: http://jeanna.escortsite.com

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snafu9292059 reads

...spending the whole damn afternoon with her first at the mall ($230 of crap) looking at paint colors and carrying around carpet samples, $50 to see a stupid movie with her, her sister and idiot husband, $190 for a decent steak, Crown on the rocks and 90 minutes of horseshit conversation after (because we should take them out for dinner too) say goodbye, swing by wallmart for a couple things ($150), gas her car ($60..$3.29!) see oil change should have been 3K miles ago, WTF is so hard about looking at the sticker once in a while??  Midnight, bbbj almost to finish.  A "date" with the wife, $680, married bliss, priceless!  Morning shower, finished the bbbj myself.....

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wingman13461965 reads

That's gonna be hard to beat...I noticed you didn't post a link! :)

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hardyharhar1921 reads

Posted By: snafu929
...spending the whole damn afternoon with her first at the mall ($230 of crap) looking at paint colors and carrying around carpet samples, $50 to see a stupid movie with her, her sister and idiot husband, $190 for a decent steak, Crown on the rocks and 90 minutes of horseshit conversation after (because we should take them out for dinner too) say goodbye, swing by wallmart for a couple things ($150), gas her car ($60..$3.29!) see oil change should have been 3K miles ago, WTF is so hard about looking at the sticker once in a while??  Midnight, bbbj almost to finish.  A "date" with the wife, $680, married bliss, priceless!  Morning shower, finished the bbbj myself.....
You can bbbj yourself?

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eager4beaver1969 reads

Remember this limerick?:

There once was a man from Nantucket, ...

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Cates451435 reads

.....whose dick was so long he could suck it!  LMAO.  Yep I've heard that one.

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ilvmbg1299 reads

have you seen it?

I've heard guys say that if they could suck themselves off, that would be all they would ever do.

Posted By: Cates45
.....whose dick was so long he could suck it!  LMAO.  Yep I've heard that one.

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snafu9292455 reads

No, dumbass, had to use my imagination (and hand).  Besides, if I could, I probably wouldn't leave the house!

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wingman13462012 reads

Sophine/Kani....She still does it for me every time!

Related Link: http://www.eros-minn.com/files/207693.htm

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RealP4U2423 reads

Its pretty amazing, Puck, that  you give all the white knights a chance to shill, and all they can do is make some not so funny remarks about some guys wife.  BUT, I WILL ACTUALLY SHILL FOR SOMEONE I SAW THIS WEEK.

I have seen her a few times , and written a review, but one of the best values, and hardly ever mentioned providers in town is Kelly (formerly Lea).  I have seen her a few times, and while she is not GFE and has a limited menu, she is young, smokin' hot, in shape, and a very good bargain.  

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=107016

Related Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=107016

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boobsucker2360 reads

Her eviews are all over the board. Is this a ymmv deal.

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LuckyIrishPrick1505 reads

yeah, she's good to look at.

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RealP4U1670 reads

I see you have not reviewed Kelly, and since you are not opposed to reviews of women who disappoint you, I can only suspect that you have not seen Kelly  but, you are meerly guessing at her attitude.  All the times I have seen her, she has been just fine and friendly.  And, in her nine pages of reviews, only a few rate her performance at less than average.  Interesting that of the few less than average ratings, one of those reviewers said he would repeat, and another described her as "model material" , just not the GFE he wanted.  

In any case, I still choose her as my "Shill for a Friday", and would thank you to keep your unsubstantiated comments to yourself.  Thanks

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LuckyIrishPrick1624 reads

I reviewed "Kelly" back when she was Lea...or Christina - I'm losing track of all her names - under my previous handle. I don't need to, nor do I have any reason to be "guessing at her attitude". I couldn't give a fuck less what you suspect, or what you personally think of her attitude. I'm stating my opinion and will do so at any time I feel like it, until the mod says otherwise. You don't like my comment, tough shit. End of story.  

Speaking of White Knights, got a mirror handy?

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RealP4U1419 reads

OMG, I had no idea how much fun it is to get you all riled.  Had I known, I would have commented on some of your other posts.  LOL

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LuckyIrishPrick1555 reads

Pffffft, yes...I'm riled. I broke a sweat typing that and then after hours of pacing and throwing the good china at the wall, I went and kicked my neighbors dog. See what you did?  

And here I thought it was I who had you riled, the way you came charging in on your white horse waving your captain save-a-ho flag to defend the name of the most mediocre hooker the twin cities has to offer.

You like her, I don't. It could have been left at that. If you don't like contrary opinions you might consider keeping yours silent, lest, god forbid, someone might disagree with you, which apparently makes your panties feel too tight.  

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chiseler841138 reads

I'm going to agree with the Irish Prick on this one.  No, I haven't seen her.  However, I tried to on three occasions a while ago.  Each time I arrived at her location after making the arrangements.  Each time she didn't pick up her phone when I got to her location.  It's possible something about me spooked her.  However, I had been hobbying for several years at that time so I'm quite certain I didn't say anything to justifiably spook her.  More than likely, she's a pretentious little snot, as the Prick says.

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vorlon1727 reads

Generally speaking, you run a greater risk of NCNS with younger, lower priced escorts.  They often book multiple appointments and whomever gets there first gets to see her.  In part, they do this because they are also more likely to get guys who yank their chains by scheduling appointments they have no intention of keeping.  Doesn't make what they are doing right and I'm not saying they are all like that but this is something that goes with the territory when you try to see the no-frills hotties.

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ThreeCupsPlease1335 reads

That's a very interesting observation.  Thank you so much for sharing your insight with us.

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vorlon2056 reads

I saw her this past week and she was, as usual, at the top of her game.  And she is running her special right now, a deal I have not seen anyone match.

Related Link: Ana's profile

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LuckyIrishPrick1771 reads

Agree 100% Love Ana and she is the best deal in town in terms of bang for the buck.

hehehe I said BANG.

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minn4evr3531 reads

The one babyface9900 has been asking about.  Saw her today.  She is legit and the photos are accurate.  Former runway model, gorgeous.  Says her Eros ad is coming down soon because response has been overwhelming, but she'll be back.  Very nice girl.  

Looks 10  Performance 8 this first visit but pretty sure it'll get better.  I'm going to find out.  

You can PM me if you need acronyms but if I get deluged it will take a while to answer.  Won't answer if you don't have reviews.

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NormanB1595 reads

2 of the hottest MILFS together at last offering doubles.  Almost too much for a guy to handle.

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mnhorizon1801676 reads

Puck has offered such a great opportunity here and yet so few shills...  Here's one...

I saw Natalie again this week and like always she looked great, was friendly, professional, willing, energetic and quite satisfying!  ;-)

I have seen Natalie numerous times and for me, she is an incredibly good value.  As much as I would love to keep her to myself I suspect there are others out there reading this right now that know like I do that Natalie might very well be one of the best kept secrets here in the Twin Cities.

She posts on BP now and then, she is never discussed on the board, no drama what so ever and ALWAYS satisfying.  What more could a guy ask for?

She has 30 reviews, take a look and decide for yourself...

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=130986

Related Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=130986

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vorlon2518 reads

And seriously guys, come on and make more posts about girls you've seen please.

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Puck1479 reads

Fridays, one thread, all the shills in one basket.

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741512th1497 reads

. . . without the negative commentary.  This should be a very simple "IHO, I thought she was great" thing.

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