Yk it sweet thang! š š¼ brains, beauty, a banging body, & a bitchinā personality. š¤lol jp, Iām just being cocky now, but in all seriousness, you know me. You know that I donāt need to clickbait & bs for clients.šš¼āāļø
So for all you lovely non Fs providers, i have a quick question for y'all....
Have y'all ever had that one fine ass seeeeexxxYYY, dadddyāish client who comes to see you often, tips you pretty well, & y'all always have a nice time that leaves you weak in the knee? Like every time y'all are in a hot, intimate, and steamy session, you literally just wanna hope their bones? Lol, especially since it's been 6 going on 7 months since you've had any D (let alone an orgasm) & every time you see his sexy ass you just wanna say Fuck It & risk it all.... šš
He's tall, dark, handsome, and pretty wealthy, but the thing is, HEs MARRIED..... š©š i know he's down for it, i mean, he wanted to fāme & he ate the kitty (which i usually don't allow, but he's so fine & one thing led to another š«£) and he It.. Would i charge him more than my regular sessions? 3.) He's MARRIED for fuck's sake & i am not & will not & would never be a homewrecker... & i would feel so guilty afterwards & beat myself up,.. so i just need to get it off my mind.. š©š
Like, have y'all ever been in this situation & what have y'all done about it or did y'all just ignore your hornyāness & stick to regular business?
Guysā have y'all been w a nFs provider whether it was by accident or purposefully, & do y'all expect them to give u the kitty every time now? Did it change y'all's dynamic? Or how is it after?
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It is probably something you should post/ask on Reddit.
Sounds like might be interesting but do not have the time or patience to read what you wrote.
Must be the newest form of āTime Wastingā
Hahah I fixed it, idk how it turned out so weird ?
Lmfaooo idk how that even happened
Your client is most-likely doing FS with other providers. Married men don't venture out of their monogamous relationship into this world casually. There was a clear intent.
Apparently he says Iām his 1st and only provider, but idk if I even believe that. Every time he wants to just f-me he always says, āwell, I am married & youāre my first and only provider.. so you know that Iām clean & all yours.ā Idk its just so confusing
you sweet woman.
Don't believe it unless you know it, and you can't know it from him.
Here's an idea. Ask him if he's ever written reviews and if he would write one about you.
Depending on the reply, push him a little more.
Does he have a review board handle?
Bear in mind that communication is 90% body language, not words.
(And then you need to see me again soon)
Come see me soon!! And I donāt think he has one
Itās up to you if you decide to take that leap with this client. You wonāt become a home wrecker if you do and you only keep it professional. However, there is that chance they will expect it with every future visit. If that isnāt a problem for you then I say have fun and enjoy yourself. Thatās why we are all in this hobby, right? Iām sure there are plenty of us in this hobby that would enjoy a fs encounter with you.
Awe. Well thank you, luv. Appreciate the love š
But answering your questions, no, I donāt think I would be fine w āalways doing fsā after, I canāt just have casual business sex with no emotions/relationship/bond. Im a complicated & emotional person I know š© lol. AND YES we are in this hobby, but we all do have different interests, boundaries, and beliefs. I know it sounds silly cause ppl are thinking that itās already ācheatingā that heās booking time w me, but to me I feel like since I havenāt fucked him nor did anything other than HJ, (except the ONE time he got to taste the kittyš«£š¤) to me- itās basically the equivalent of him watching porn behind his wifeās back. Lol. Like yes, Iām naked, yes heās naked, yes weāre close & intimate, BUT Iām not kissing him, sucking him off, nor is there any kind of privateās penetrating one another. Iām just basically his 3-D real life porn š haha.
& I KNOW thereās plenty of men whoād love to smash, but never -even in their wildest dreams, would ever get to. To me, my coochi is EVERYTHING. I take pride in only being with 2 different partners in the last 3 1/2 years. & 1 guy a whole year before that. I like the fact that i can use my š as a weapon š My momma always taught me, that itās fine and dandy to FLAUNT it & to TEASE it, but the SECOND you give a man the coochi, you give them the power you had over them, then you wonāt have anything to hold above them & they wonāt be chasing after you anymore. Loooool. But a boy could dream, I suppose š
The question was designed to see whether your belief is correct
And of course this guy is leaving enough of a patronage to cover the extra service or services he is expecting to receive on each visit . LOL
If you are falling as you sound like you are should be immediately ghost him the same as if you sense he sees this as more than transactional.
There are way too many ways this can go badly for you. FWIW I think you should stop seeing him.
It will definitely change the dynamic... Though not necessarily for the worse. If he has been seeing you that long he definitely has likes you back.
Like someone else said, you wouldn't be a home wrecker. I would bet money he is seeing other providers and going FS with them.
I'd recommend against getting too familiar with someone unobtainable -- this goes for both men and women. The cure for a fixation is active variety. Spin more plates -- don't focus on just one.
He's gonna have a hard time explaining to his wife that he didnt have intercourse with you so you might as well fuck him.
With all due respect, I donāt believe the providers post. Could it be true, certainly. But, with that being said I think itās more likely that sheās trying to drum up interest to seeing her by giving the impression that thereās a chance she could be attracted to you enough that sheād consider breaking her rules and allowing FS. Donāt be so naive.
Previous posts of her have already proven to be rather āsalesyā and I think this is just another attempt at trying to market herself as something or someone she is not (A FS provider).
Believe whatever u want. I could care less, Lmfaooo. Donāt be salty just bc no one is willing and wanting to give YOU FS out of genuine interest/connectionā¦. I came here to get other PROVIDERS second hand opinions. Like I stated before, he claims Iām his first and only provider (& heās found me from a different website) so I doubt heās even on here so itās not like Iām playing on any of my other clienteleās emotions. & I am STRICTLY non FS, and I would NEVER try to even advertise some shit like that cause I wouldnāt want to attract THE WRONG kind of clientele. But haters will hate. But at the end of the day, yāall could suck my left nut, cause Iām still getting paid & still getting the kind of advice/second opinions I was seeking for.
& DONāT EVER think for a second that I would ever need to clickbait anyone in order to get clients, baby. Not being cocky nor stuck up, but my looks & body- ALONE steady pulls in clients, incels, sugar daddies, & a loyal loving fan base online & irl. Donāt get shit twisted. ā¤ļø much love tho
Yk it sweet thang! š š¼ brains, beauty, a banging body, & a bitchinā personality. š¤lol jp, Iām just being cocky now, but in all seriousness, you know me. You know that I donāt need to clickbait & bs for clients.šš¼āāļø
No need for attempted insults and personal attacks. Clearly, you werenāt raised with any manners (among other things). Also, of all people, you really shouldnāt be throwing stonesā¦you live in a glass house.
You made a post, I provided my opinion. Just because you didnāt like what I had to say, doesnāt mean you need to try to insult me. Let alone, youāre not really in any position to do so given you have no idea who I am. But, I think we can get a sense for the type of person you are and what you really think of your potential clients.
Youāre a self proclaimed stripper practicing the same lame stripper schemes of trying to prey upon others by creating a facade that there is a possibility of more when there is not. Just a child, with childish insults playing childish games involving made up stories and really, really bad grammar.
There are plenty of much more deserving providers out there gents.
Nah, I wasnāt throwing insults, Iām stating facts. If you had experienced what I said then you wouldnāt think itās so OUTLANDISH for a non fs provider to want to do extra curricular things w u. Bc I know some lovely ppl who has/are seeing non fs providers, but has gone /are going all the way w them. some ppl got it & othersā- well they donāt š¤·āāļø donāt gotta be pressed cause u donāt.
As I stated b4, I could care less how u feel or view shit. I didnāt ask if you believed nor cared. I mean, obviously you care, care so much & enough to even comment on this thread & keep replying to my comments. Since you have no p*ssy, donāt sell none, nor get some w/o paying for it, your POV & opinions are irrelevant to me. You must be really in your feelings since you canāt relate.. Maybe get ya looks up, get yo game up, & bread up then maybe you wouldnāt be such a hating incel. God bless n good luck, bby
I donāt think you understand what the word āfactā actually means because nothing youāve said thus far can be considered factual. Also add to the list the word āironyā as you comment that I care so much to reply to your posts, yet your dumb ass replies to every single person who disagrees with you in this thread and you care so little??? Looks like she has neither brains nor beauty, but go ahead and try to stick your nose up her butt a little further lockstockā¦itās quite brown already.
Hereās a few examples of some facts:
⢠you have a fupa
⢠the skin around your vag is yellow, discolored and off putting. Maybe you should spread some of that makeup around and try to cover it up. Lord knows you put enough on your face
⢠youāre not all that, you just think you are. Men may give you money for āthingsā but trust few and far between would entertain you as a significant other.
Hey man, let's chill out. Remember all, this supposed to be a fun hobby. Attacks are getting more and more nasty. You want to think about some of these people's mental stability. What happens if someone took it the wrong way and decides to end it all. How would you feel then?
Donāt be so naive. The author of the post has already been called out for āsaleslyā posts in the recent past. In my humble opinion, this is no different.
There is no āoneā client. Rather itās just a scheme to get others to buy into the idea that FS with this provider is a possibility when it definitively is not. Like, she says sheād feel like a home wrecker if she gave in and slept with himā¦lol okay, but you feel no guilt for doing any of the other non-FS activities??? Pleaseā¦this is just insulting to think that people are this dumb to fall for this childish tactic.
Exactly... who is she kidding? If the guy is spending time with her, he's already cheating on his wife. She is too naĆÆve to think it's only cheating if they have sex. Clearly not right in the head... and just a few months back she had videos up in pornhub getting fucked bareback and she's acting like her pussy is the holy grail.
Baby the pussy is GOLDEN ⨠& worth more than yo life. ofc I was getting dicked raw & PROUDLY POSTED that on PH- I mean after being w one man, making content, & spending 3+ years with the same dick you really thinking Iām fuckin w a rubber? Lmfaooo get real 𤣠JUST CAUSE U HAVE TO PAY FOR PUSSY - (only to end up having to use a rubber bc that womanās pussy aināt belong to you- Donāt mean everybody have to)
But thanks for the views on PH ā¤ļø donāt forget to like, share, & comment so my videos gets more traffic š š¼
& everyone has their own personal boundaries & views on cheating. So whoās actually the naive one to so quickly assume that every person has the same beliefs & views? Some ppl may think texting the opposite gender is cheating, some wonāt. Some may not think that anything that isnāt penetration isnāt cheating, but some will. I donāt believe that itās cheating since 1. We havenāt fucked 2. We havenāt spent any time outside of our PAID sessions together. 3. Heās paying for a N-FS body2body massage service & 4. Weāve kept it professional up to here so in my eyes, IM GOOD. Heās good. He hasnāt cheated on his wife w me & I CAN STILL WAKE UP EVERY MORNING LOOK @ MYSELF, KNOWING DAMN WELL IM HAPPY W MYSELF & I AM STILL THAT BITCH āØā¤ļø oh & that I GOT THAT GOOD GOOD that mfs would their sell their souls for.
Have him go tell his wife and see if she thinks it is cheating.
Then again Bill Clintonāās BJ was not cheating either. LOL
First off would you share your pornhub link..
Second, I just came in this conversation but a few things. I respect your point when you say Cheating looks different for every person but let me ask you a question, if you had a long-term relationship, and you found out your man was seeing someone who provided your services, would you be upset or would you be okay with?
If it was just a therapeutic massage, that would be one thing. , but we're talking about something completely different that you offer.
As for your situationship, I would tread lightly on that period I get that you feel them and that hes your type and all that, but the guy is married. You have to remember that he sees you as a distraction to his normal life. You can obviously f*** whoever you want but please don't get a pretty woman syndrome about this guy. I highly doubt that hes gonna put you above his wife and you all might have a cool connection. But ultimately he wants to f*** you.
And sweetheart, one last piece of advice because you're kind of young. Yes, you are hot and many dudes who want to see you and f*** y**. I actually respect you for not being full service, but every woman in the world thinks their p**** is a holy Grail.. Guys who are experienced in life realize that p**** is p****, and that there's a lot more to a woman than how good her p**** is.
P**** does hold power, but guys whi are older and wiser and can pull women don't let p**** control them. I say this because although it's great that you would think your p**** is great, don't have that be the frist thing about you that's captivating to men.
Several months ago I tried arranging a session with a local B-list porn star and she shared my emails on her Reddit and Twitter. Emkay, I wasnāt going to book you based on your lack of services but now I would avoid you to protect my personal privacy! Good day!
⦠who the client is based on the info Emkay posted. All we know is that āHe's tall, dark, handsome, and pretty wealthyā, heās married, and he claims sheās the only provider heās seen. How could he possibly be identified based on that info?
Your situation with the porn star is completely differentāshe shared your emails on public sites, which is despicable.
If you donāt like someone based on her services or her attitude, fine. But donāt make up shit about her.
Who knows if his wife or a hired private investigator(yes it happens with rich people like him) is monitoring his devices because she suspects something is going on with Emkay or other sex workers. Maybe he has written a review of Emkay and this is the last piece of evidence for his wife to identify him.
If this guy wrote a review on Emkay, first, his wife would need his TER ID and password to see the details. If the guy is such an idiot to expose his TER ID and password to his wife (or anyone for that matter), he deserves whatever she can throw at him.
Second, how many guys does ātall, dark, and handsome, and pretty wealthyā describe? How tall? How dark? What race (could be white with a tan)? What does handsome mean? Everyone on this board knows that looks are subjectiveājust look at reviews. And what constitutes āpretty wealthyā? Anyone who can afford to see a quality provider these days is pretty wealthy, IMO.
You really think a post about an unnamed man whoās tall, dark, handsome, pretty wealthy, and married will hold up in court? If there IS a review and the wife can link it to her husband (see āidiotā above), thatās all she may need. No post about some tall, dark, handsome guy is needed.
But thank you for admitting that you were out of line when you accused Emkay of posting details about a client publicly. She did not. She posted a high-level description of one of her clients, a description that could apply to tens of thousands of people just in the metro area.
IF YOU READ, you wouldāve read that he doesnāt have an account, & LMFAOOOO a P.I can tell itās 110% that guy that theyāre looking into bc I said heās tall, dark, handsome, married, & pretty wealthy? Lmfao. Iām sure more than half hobbyist are MARRIED, tall, dark, & handsome. Jeez Louise not everything in this world is like a true crime show
THANK YOU!! Trippin as a mf. Just bc he got ducked over, Iām the Ass hole bc I generally described a client. Nothing that in-depth? Lmaoo ppl are fuckin nuts!
So you think that sharing anonymous DMs is more ādespicableā than the things he was saying to me in them? Ok thenā¦
⦠to deal with emails like that than sharing them publicly⦠if thatās in fact what you did.
Because I was locked out of my first username, so I created a new one, then I got back into my first one.
Such as? Iād love to hear your ideas.
A few that come to mind:
- Block the perpetrator
- Reply to the perpetrator via email re why what he said was despicable, then block him
- Warn other providers via the Providers board (if youāre on it of course)
- Call out the behavior here, using his TER handle
Another one is to put him on your DNS list, but I figure thatās a foregone conclusion.
Some of the steps above could be combined.
I did call out his behavior here using his TER handle tho?
Silly Miggs. Good day!
is that she is incredibly careful and private, far more than most. Certainly far more than you.
What the actual f@ck ? What is actually wrong w u? Lol what did I say that gave ANYTHING of his identity away? I didnāt mention his name, email, nor any thing CLOSE to that ? I didnāt even mention his AGE nor race. You are clearly OVER reacting and over analyzing this post. Iām glad you are avoiding me cause I wouldnāt want a cuck like u to come see me anyways
I've seen your ads, and even your OF videos, (free of course, why would I ever pay for porn on the internet?)
This is simply a threAD to drum up business because you correctly know there's a lot of idiots out here who will read something like this and think "I could be the one!' or "I am more better special than the rest" and congratulations.
You are correct.
But don't for a minute think that those of us who are more experienced and have been around the block a time or two don't see directly through your threAD.
I have been a providers "first" FS customer, who was and is a good friend til this day, and she never advertised or tried to deceive any customers as blatantly as this particular thread does.
That being said I wish you good luck, and hope that you do well, but you will never be seeing me even when (note I said when, not if) you magically "become" FS.
Exactly WHERE did I advertise or even tried to deceive anybody about anything? I mean, this post was intended for OTHER PROVIDERS, & ppl who ACTUALLY has been thru this bc I was needing advice & opinions, but since I seriously doubt that anybody has ever gave u coochi for the free, and you obviously have no idea abt this topic, u can go cry abt it on your incel Reddit thread, cause nobody rly gaf about ur opinion.
Funny for u to even say shit outta turn bc you donāt know shit. Bc if you even seen me or my reviews I am STRICTLY non-Fs. N I wouldnāt want ppl who want fs to even hml cause that would just waste my time. So how do u sound rn goofy.. also Iām not surprised⦠I mean, youāre broke, so of course broke bums will only scan thru my of looking for freebies for a quick nut, like bruv, youāre a broke piss poor joke. Iām glad you wouldnāt come see me, you donāt have the money to, & I know for a fact you couldnāt afford to tip⦠& youāre obviously pressed bc I donāt want you so ur butthurt. Bet ur still wanking to my freebies tho, in my inbox talking to yourself š
but why would anyone who isnāt FS would clickbait that they are? Lmfaoo thatās literally asking for a whole different kind of clientele than what ur really wanting. & That shit could get dangerous for said provider. Idk since youāre slow and all and probably donāt understand that, imma just let you live blissfully ignorant.
I'm sorry if I offended you. You have a good attitude. Best way to get good clients, not just horny ones. And broke ones.
Well, this should be fun and educational.
I never said you had advertised as FS. This threAD IS deceiving because you are implying that you are "open" to that "possibilty" with that "special" customer. (see my original post for reasoning for ADVERTISING that way)
I am actually doing all right financially with a six figure a year salary.
I found your OF videos simply by searching your name and OF and I never paid for OF, or saw it on pornhub. You see as a skilled monger I was doing my research.
I will ignore most of your incoherent (and poorly typed I might add) personal attacks except to say this.
I do quite well in my personal and hobby life, so I won't be "Bet ur still wanking to my freebies tho, in my inbox talking to yourself".
If I may offer you some advice? Feel free to ignore it, that is your choice to make.
Amongst most hobbyists on this site that know what they are doing you have done harm to your brand in how you responded to myself, and others, in this thread. Sometimes it really is better to say nothing at all.
Don't do the whatever equivalent of drunk texting.
Again, I hope you do well, in whatever niche you chose to occupy.
Well said. You are very articulate. I hope we all learn.
Ive dated 3 of my clients
And all of them are still in my life
Turns out , the one I had my eye on the most always thought I was unobtainable.. for 8 years . we grew to be amazing friends
The dynamics changed when I fully accepted and they proved to be genuine friends. You just know when u can spend days ā¤ļø together. Or come rescue you 6 hours away . Or when one checks in often to try and better your life by making things easier
My love language has always been acts of kindness .
Personally, the reason I'm closed off to most is because most ppl are just horny . im envious of providers who are able to disconnect. Im so proud and supportive of the fs girls . But ive never succeeded in FS with out catching feelings because the ones i chose to do those sorts of dates with are more than just worthy, theyre amazing ppl who actually want to be real friends with out the possessiveness
Im dating another one now and Rain may be off the market soon ~ š§
So now that reading over the details , what I would do
I've never done F a married client just single ones. If you feel hesitant about this then you have your answer sweetie .
It's clear .
But sometimes when pll have chemistry they do and it's your decision and his .
What I tell my my friends and to think about their mental and ask themselves whether or not they would be ok afterwards ?and Would the client?
If so then yes. If not then no.
How ever if you are looking for further answers on pricing this is a question That should be posted on the provider's only forums but I feel most providers would feel uncomfortable posting that info openly
For these types of encounters I usually end up offering a date. They pay for x amount of hours must do one activity before leading me to their hotel or their place of incall (THIS IS A COMPLETE REQUIREMENT AT MY INCALL for me)
I never do it at my massage incall only because I'd like to keep my mental state of surrendering to someone separate from a space I must be in control.
Xoxo
Omfg, I really am BOO BOO THE FUCKING FOOL⦠𤬠so thanks to the lovely Rain, I have found out that I almost fell for a P.O.S lying sack of shit rapist⦠šŖ I am sick & disgustedā¦. Well thank BABY JESUS I didnāt let him f*ck š
Ugh heās so gross!! The way I really fell for his lies & let him almost break my non-fs rules⦠He really is fucking beautiful & hot, but heās a fucking shit bag bc he knows heās hot & he THINKS he can get away with being a fucking rapist 𤮠I am SOOOO HAPPY he didnāt get the coochiā¦
If any of you ladies are wondering or curious of WHO this lying sack of shit is for your own safety, DM me or Rainā¦
Apparently heās pretty well known & Iām happy that I told Rain abt him & got REALLY important infoā¦
This is also WHY I want n need more provider friends⦠so any lovely ladies want someone to talk to abt anything pls HMU š
So you thought he was telling you the truth this whole time?? would this be considered cheating in your world?? You have to remember this is a business and don't get too attached to the clients. I also suggest you keep your view of men in this hobby to yourself and don't go blabbing around saying they are losers and have to pay for the P and whatever colorful language you have been using here. I've been in this hobby for a few years now and have seen girls like you come and go, post shit about clients and end up turning into a train wreck. Then they get upset when clients stop booking them and start doing dumb shit. Just stay offline and build a nice clientele you can rely on. If you keep posting stuff like this, you'll lose the ones you have.
I donāt care about losing any clients Iāve never had or seem to look at me in a different light, I have a good clientele already and they know how I am offline, so I donāt care what trolls have to say, I mean donāt dish it if you canāt take it š„± but i as I am , I tend to like to build a relationship and rapport w my clients so itās messed up when I try to wear my heart on my sleeves, only to get lied to. I have built quite a few good relationships w some regulars and I would hate to view all of them as fake or liars. I truly thought that some people in this hobby werenāt all shit, but I guess you just validated that most guys areā¦
Why do I have a feeling we are gonna see a similar post like this from Emkay in the near future? That was one crazy lady and she tried to resurrect her career few years later and made a apology post, but was never able to let that post go away. Most crazy thread I read back in the day. I hope other providers learn from it.
Lmfaooo I donāt apologize to trolls. Yāall can go choke on it. Lmfaoooo āgangster?ā Says who lmfaoooo goofy. Iām just trolling yāall back. š„“š„“š„“š„“
Breaking news -- chicks throwing themselves at hot guys.
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As long as 80% of women are chasing the top 5% of guys, of course they are going to get pumped and dumped.
The Asian Baby Gangster anesthetic should of died like ten years ago. And look at y'all desperately trying to bring it back.
"Asian Baby Gangster anesthetic " -- Ha! it didn't put me to sleep.
I hadn't heard that term before, but upon looking it up, yeah, it's aesthetic, not anesthetic.
You gotta understand, there's a lot of mental issues with a lot of these providers. I don't think I even got to say this, it's so obvious. Just let them rant (I think it makes them feel better). If you're stupid enough to keep seeing these providers with mental issues, and they post stuff about you, then that's on you. Dude, mental illness is real (& I don't think I even gotta say this)
just makes me wonder even more why guy line up to not only throw their money at them, but give them all the PII that that exposes themselves to a lifetime of liability.
Not sure at what point in a providers' career they reach the golden pinnacle of becoming "reputable" but this is a great example of a meltdown in progress. But hey, she can just take new pics, pull a new name out of the hat and rebrand in a day or two...and so many of you guys will line up once again to start sending enough info she could take out a loan on your behalf.
Wow, well said
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A recent study has shown that 25% of women are being treated for mental disorders.
I find that statistic alarming.
The other 75% are not being treatedā¦
⦠is that mental disorders in men are less likely to be treated because men tend to not talk about their mental issues nor seek treatment for them, compared to women.
Regardless of gender... now a days, i think most everybody is f'ed up. Mental illness is real. It's sad to see in real time, how society (especially America) is spiraling down the toilet.
Honestly, I say go to therapy. I do, and thatās simply why I just laugh at these comments. Go to therapy, self care and self love actually helps a lot. People talk shit all day, so I just laugh and go along w them bc itās entertaining. Mental health is declining in America, most teenagers 12-19 are depressed, and some are even turning to self harm and drugs, itās really sad & I feel like it should be more talked aboutā¦. But I am happy bc I feel like weāre finally just starting to open up about mental health (so some people still feel ashamed or embarrassed to get help or talk about it) but I feel like it should become the norm
Why indeed are modern youth mentally screwed up. Liberalism has marched thru the institutions, especially education. Kids are taught white guilt, "be less white", they are colonizers, they should question their gender, keep secrets from their parents, and peer shamed for having any unapproved political opinions. Of course they're fucked up.
Lester hit the nail square on the head.
I could add to that list but it would do no good.
Who would care. Especially the 2 numb nut mayors of zoos.
It ain't getting any better is the sad part.
Don't forget social media and instant gratification.