Feel like posting or sharing something non hobby related? Something stupid (like my question), or just whatever?

Lets keep this all on one thread and keep it fun.

My question is...Whatever happened to the real jumbo eggs? I go to the supermarket and the jumbo eggs are the size of the large eggs from years ago. (told you my question was stupid)

That's a worthy answer, lol.

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Why do they sterylize needles before lethal injections?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when it is really going on?

If you were to fart and burp at the same time, wouldn't a vaccum create in your stomach?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so what do mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If I played a blank tape at full blast would the mime next door go nuts?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Unzip your fly baby!

Why?

Why am I not tempted by any providers? (Well OK, maybe one... but I'm still a hobbying virgin strictly speaking)

Is this not for me? High heels, lace, lipstick, close-up photos of asses and generic sexiness are the biggest turn-off.

Something ordinarily attractive is all I ask for.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

You can't get into my Office Account using that can you?

just have the Fed print a little extra.

I'm pretty sure I remember that the USDA changed the requirements for their labeling. A little money in the right pockets and voila, smaller jumbo eggs. OOPS, I guess you didn't say anything about answers.

Isn't that how it works?

I was never very good with money that's why I went into politics, now I get to spend other peoples money.

you want something (or someone) real.  If that is the case, then perhaps the hobby is not the best place to find what you are looking for.   If you want sexcapades with no strings attached with just  a normal, pretty, girl next door type, you CAN definately find that in the hobby.   That is one thing that I have found to be true as I meet more and more ladies in this biz........there truely is something for everyone!

Jeez, for having been given a free for all pass on this thread, posts are pretty tame. Can we please hear from the more creatively mentally bent group of posters out there?

I want to hear about the guy trying to figure out what the optimum grade of motor oil makes the best lubricant for pleasuring his stuffed badger with red led lights for eyes that get brighter the faster the guy pounds away and plays "Whoops there it is!" at the moment of climax.

C'mon put on your thinking caps people!

I was on the chicken and egg judging team in FFA.  

Eggs are sized on their weight.  Medium eggs weigh  53 g - 63g, large eggs 63 g - 73g and extra large eggs weigh more than 73g.   So, your typical jumbo eggs will weigh at minimum 30 oz per dozen, xtra large minimum of 27 oz per dozen,  large minimum of 24 oz per dozen.  A dozen pee wees are minimum of 15 oz. total.

So, next time you are in the supermarket, check the weight of the egg no so much the actual size.
Size of an egg will depend on the type of hen, age of the hen, and the feed it eats too.  brown eggs are usually smaller than a white egg.  Duck eggs are usually twice the size of your average large chicken egg.

Really the size of the egg doesn't really effect much.....except in baking!  Companies try there recipes using different size eggs. so when your recipe asked for a large egg try to use a large egg.  Your baked goods will not be completely ruined with the wrong egg size but they will turn out different, nonetheless.

Moral of the story:  size matters!    j/k  lol

hugs, Belinda

Lol I remember when tomatoes weren't available year round at our local markets in the town where I'm from.
Isn't anyone else bothered that they are now days? Same with other fruits and veggies.

Hey!  Those photos show up on backpage in our neck of the woods all the time!  No Google or TinEye hits but I'd have to say fakity fake fake fake.

Sorry.

Cheers,
Stella
http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/extremely-hooooot-ready-for-you-now-dont-miss-me-24/4433997

Because Jumbos are the largest graded size there is no MAXIMUM weight for a dozen Jumbos, there is only the 30 ounce per dozen minimum. I would think that in the past the dozen Jumbo eggs were more likely to weigh substantially MORE than the 30 ounce minimum.

My theory is that with all the industrial-sized egg farms, they have gotten better at standardization. Most recipes indicate "Large" eggs so that is the most popular size and thus the "ideal" size for producers. So chicken breeds, feed, and conditions have been adjusted to try to lay more Large eggs. This means fewer eggs that substantially exceed the 30 ounce minimum per dozen. I would also assume that sorting technology has also improved, so that eggs that might have wound up in the Extra Large carton now make it into the Jumbo carton to make the weight only slightly more than 30 ounces per dozen.

Not someone real, I have that, but someone who could be. The bonus is the confidentiality. It's 95% about appearance and I understand that providers will market themselves to the masses and not the niche, which would be me.

I just made eggs in a basket. Hope it didn't hurt much. (E)

"One Eyed Monster Breakfast"   LOL!

That must be when it's made with a Jumbo egg!

"This is the same recipe as Hen in a Nest, Chicken Egg Nest, Sunshine Toast, Moon Egg, One Eyed Monster Breakfast, Cowboy Egg, Toad in the Hole (not the British sausage dish), Egg in a Frame, Eggs in a Bucket, Eggs in a Nest, Eggs in a Hole, One-Eyed Jack, Egg Toast, Pop-eye or Pharaoh's Eye."

Because

That's been my answer to my kids 4ever! They still don't get it! Lol!

Maybe you should ask someone to wear a pair of jeans and a t-shirt so they look like they are just hanging out.

could be such a turn on!!!!    LOL....probably not the eggs or the discussion ...more likely the brains!  
Men who make me think and make me use my mind turn me on!    

don't you agree?  

I have not candled any eggs since FFA.  However, I have HANDLED some testicles quite recently.  Yesterday, in fact!   LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"  

1.you are a success at failure  
2.you have failed at success  
3. You failed at failing.  
all three sound pretty bad!!!

wow . what an oxymoron.
 another guy making me think!  Oh oh.  

At least I don't.  You just have to find the right gal.  Read reviews.  I am a jeans and tank top gal.  Oh and I love my flip flops and cotton panties.  Shhhhhh, don't tell everybody.  

You are in the right place and there are some really great ladies who fit your idea of perfect.

the stupid carts in the store's???????  It is like driving.  Stay on the right, pull over when you need to stop and stay in your lane.

Lol ooooohh and this one
This chick is using a FRIEND of mine from out west's picture!
(On the bottom) .


http://www.tineye.com/search/75d1ea60b546149601a13c9ddfc05a7412a8e369/

Just C&P to browser.

Jajaja   :p

Good laugh for tonight.

or maybe it's the eggs.

A young high school girl Belinda is wearing her blue FFA jacket, eagerly anticipating the after school FFA meeting. All those boys!

Her face is a little flush. She can't tell if her face feels hot because she's wearing the jacket or because she's excited about the thought of being with all those boys. Who decided that everyone needed to wear those jackets on a warm day in May anyway? She blushes a little more thinking about it while getting a drink at the water fountain. The cool water feels good  against her lips and tongue and her nipples start to get a little harder.

The teacher who is the FFA advisor unlocks the classroom door as the students start to arrive. Belinda is one of the first to arrive. She selects her seat near the middle, in order to be surrounded by the highest number of boys. More boys start to amble in. She adjusts her jacket so it no longer covers her breasts. She enjoys it when the boys take notice of them.

Belinda is able to detect the faint earthy odor of cow barn.  Some of the boys wear coveralls over their school clothes when they do chores in the morning. The coveralls keep their clothes clean, but some of the barn smell gets through anyway. It's a faint reminder of how the entryway in her neighbors house always smells (they're dairy farmers). She is used to the boy's agricultural cologne..................

I have no idea whether this story ends with Belinda having a roll in the hay or not. Probably yes, if she has turned 18.

Disclaimer- I've never been in the FFA

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
— Robin Williams

If you were to fart and burp at the same time, wouldn't a vaccum create in your stomach?

Try it and let us know

Unfortunately, I tried too hard and had to go change my underwear.
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Does this package make me look high fat?
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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

This is one of the great unanswered questions of mathematics.  There is supposed to be a big prize for the person who solves this conundrum.

Because of the similarity between the representations of the number "one" and the lowercase letter "L" people originally mistook it for two lowercase "L"s in a row and thus called it "el-even". The name stuck. The hyphen was later dropped. Did I win a prize?
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American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so what do mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

No, Breasts.
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If I played a blank tape at full blast would the mime next door go nuts?

One can only hope

Unfortunately, they can't hear it because they're sitting inside an imaginary soundproof glass box in their living room.
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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

They had a very thorough beta test program.

Some asshole kept getting the formula wrong.
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Sliced rocks

Research is being conducted to determine whether sliced bacon will replace bread as "The best thing since ..."
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Both.  It's like quantum mechanics

Some people call this problem "Schrödinger's Litterbox" because they feel that the question is simultaneously full of shit and not full of shit.
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Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

After I looked at a Polaroid of an asteroid and a Polaroid of the hemorrhoid I didn't want to think about it anymore.
Heavens to Murgatroid!

You are unpunished/unmoderated.

I wanna hear more of the story please!

I was just getting into it, thinking it could be used as a cool role play if adjusted a bit! (Work in the FFA fruit sales or something.....like cutting into an orange to test the sweetness and she squeezes some juice "accidentally" and it runs down her cleavage.)

I'm not a writer like you are philogyny, but I can see acting out the scenes.  (FFA has girls in too, and SOME girls like girls, and........ ::starting to breathe heavy:

I hafta go see what BOB's up to now.......

Can ya gimme a good descriptive ending please?  I'm sure they're ALL 18...

Thanks for the story--possibly role play!  I loved it!

Hugs,
JD

Shouldn't all species get std'S from not using condoms?

PS... God can you remove my moderated status?

We are entitled to our own "egg-erotica" and "ag-erotica"

Be careful or we'll have the "Sweet Corn Mafia" cut off your supply of fresh Sweet Corn and Jumbo Eggs.
(where did you THINK the REAL Jumbo eggs go?)

Those guys know the real meaning of the word "smut"!! (inside joke for farm folk)