Greetings Twin Cities community - I am seeking a new friend (or friends). My all time/long time favorite is retiring.  

You: 25-35 years old, caucasian, not overly large or small, nice to be with, enjoys the experience.

Me:  Early 50s, professional, white, fit, nice and experienced, I like to have a good time.  I have references.

Please send me PM and we can go from there!

Ok, now the "math is mathing" and that other post makes total sense.  

Would love it if a racially ambiguous, ethnically mysterious, DNA test-defying, white-passing provider slid into this ISO and your DMs just for the pure poetic humor of knowing you're blissfully unaware you're not actually sleeping with someone "fully" white. If only for the plot...

You are so much nicer with your responses than I will ever be.

Page you are not white, HE WANTS A WHITE LADY!

Sarcasm is the best form of humor but went straight over your head!