Santa came over for a visit last night. He told me to sit on his lap (I was hoping for a nice big log of Summer Sausage), but he had something else on his mind.
Santa said, "Miss Good, you are very very BAD!"
Santa continues:
"It says here, you are lascivious and debaucherous by nature.
This year your present will be.....
.
.
.

Well, lift up your nightie!
You will receive a nice big smack on your lily white ass!"

With a big THhhhhWAAP on my sweet ass, as quickly as he came in, he flew back up the chimney and was gone!

So, I am sitting here on Christmas morning with a sore bum, an unfulfilled wish list and craving that log of sausage!
Oh God I love meat!!
If you are interested in helping with any of my complaints with Santa, email and PMs work well.

Hot and juicy,
Samantha