Sorry Drumsticks, someone had to do it...   ;=P

A left handed blond, a right handed brunette, or vise a versa?  Or an ambidextrous redhead?

Lets have fun!!!

Bald up top and a forest down below, with an eyepatch! Or I can sit on my hand for a while (until it is numb), draw a face on it, get that clown wig out of the drawer and call it sassy again!!
Just want to play along.

I am ambidextrous.  On the other hand...!

Ruadh gu brath.  

I will add that it's always a long dark hair or 2 that I've found in my pants after I get home.  Talk about close calls, guess that makes my vote brunette and I'll add ambidextrous and vice over versa.

It's good he has nine lives given the way he is being treated. Assume he likes other cats and not dogs.

But more information is needed.

Does she prefer Thursdays or Tuesdays? Has she ever owned a pet ferret named Bob? How old is her oldest pair of socks? Can she break dance and sing 'Love Shack' at the same time?

WTF dude, you left out tons of important factors.

I love amphibious providers. They're the switch hitters of our profession. What talent.

Luckyirishprick is right and awsome.  Any provider who can break wind and sing Love Shack at the same time must be like awsome.

This thing found in brazil!

Nothing as sweet as finding that Treasure Trail.

Amphibious??? Water and land... Wow, I"ll have to try one of those ladies!!!

I wonder if they charge extra for that? Although I have showered with a few... before and after, with no extra charges.....