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Re: During a session once,teeth_smile
WineYouWendy See my TER Reviews 700 reads
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It's hard to not like that position!  LOL!

I know that people say the funniest things all the time, especially in this hobby, and just wondered what stories you all might have to share? Do you have any similar stories to share?

I recently had this conversation take place that I thoughts was funny and cute:

Him: "Don't take this the wrong way"
(me: thinking "oh-oh...")
Him: "But you are built EXACTLY how a woman should be!"

I know sometimes our brains are not fully present, and I fully enjoy making people speechless!  How about you? Have you or a hobby partner said something that gave you pause and perhaps delighted you?

A couple more funny ones I've heard:
"Wow, what color are your eyes? They are so unusual, and look just like mine!" (So what makes them unusual to you then?) lol!

"Wow, I can't believe we set up this date so long ago and yet its still actually happening!" (Ummmm...that's what plans are for, right?)

Just silly thoughts on a Monday! :)

But Wendy how could you be surprised.

You ARE built exactly correct!!

Kisses and Hugs

Awwwwww...thanks!  So that's why I found it peculiar that he said, "Don't take this the wrong way" ???  :-)  LOL!

the excellent provider asked, after some wonderful rollicking, "What's your favorite position?"
"In", I replied.  We both laughed at once!  Great fun.

It's hard to not like that position!  LOL!

I was scheduled to meet a friend of a lady I had seen a couple times so pretty relaxed for both of us knowing we were both legit, however I had no real idea of what she looked like other than a general discription.

I get to the location and ask for the room number, she gives it and we hang up. She calls right back and says, oops that was my room number yesterday at the other hotel, tonight I am in ###! So I laughed and said ok now how do you think that would have gone for me if I had had knocked on the other door and a good looking young woman had answered with me being possitive it is you! (You all know the various possibilities.)

We had a good chuckle and the whole session was a lighthearted blast.

Another time I was at the right number but wrong hotel! Unknown to me there were two connected and I slipped in a back door and never noticed it was a different hotel, only saw the one sign when I drove up.... Fortunately there was no answer and I called and we got it figured out.

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