this year the football players are old enough to know some things I'd rather they didn't.
One draws penis' on every car he can, including mine. I had to act all offended when I spotted a big one in the back window through my rear view mirror.
They try to include the term creampie in every other sentence and laugh.
Ok so I did a naughty. I bought some creampie pie at Lunds. On sale this week by the way.
I made lunch and yelled downstairs, anyone want creampie? hehehehehehe
life around teenaged boys is always a wild ride. Just a couple experiences from the past...came home from an overnight trip to be greeted by a used condom package on our nightstand...^5 by dad, tears from mom. Knowing your son can put up his own porn site on the net in his 1st yr. of college...priceless...mom not impressed. If you're in need of more cream pies from the bakery I can deliver them Sunny...as a bonus I'll throw in a juicy tube steak & some porterhouses for you! lmao Good luck with the raging hormones!
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