OMG .....shill be cumming..... well the buns WERE quite silky and sexy until age overcame me and they took on the look of droopy and sexless, and the silky was simply a missed waxing appointment........ the only reason you liked them and thought they looked toned was because of those sunglasses your wore when you asked me to strut.....with walker in hand, bent over to shuffle and balls hanging out of the boxers pulled over my belly ....you continued to flatter and make me feel wanted so for all you hot ladies thinking Hornbody's got it, just pick Motel 8 with low lights a glowing and spend a few bucks on the large lens sun glasses. My box will be open to accept all invitations so cum one and all and lets shake some buns together!  

P.S. i am not smart enough to download a picture!