OK, so I admit I'm not big on the holidays - personally I would have liked to skip from Halloween straight to New Years!
Can the snow melt already?! I miss 80 and sunny! Warm days at the beach! Meandering bike rides! Short skirts! Being able to wear any footwear other than boots!!
Santa, I've been a very naughty girl but.. please bring me a nice January thaw!! HO HO HO!
If you feel the same way - or if you think you can spread some of your holiday cheer my way! - I'll be around and available all week.
or I am going to toss you into a snow bank when I get back from celebrating CHRISTMAS!!! LOL!!
Try to enjoy sucking on your candy care there, Missy! You are Sexy Hawt! Seriously, I hope you have some fun over the Holiday!! I can see you playing in the snow--I really can! Hugs, Belinda
Written by Tom Lehrer, and recorded in 1959. He caught the commercial spirit waaaay ahead of his time.
Christmas time is here by golly Disapproval would be folly Deck the halls with hunks of holly Fill the cup and don't say when
Kill the turkeys, ducks, and chickens Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens Even though the prospect sickens Brother here we go again
At christmas time you can't get sore Your fellow man you must adore There's time to rob him all the more The other three-hundred-and-sixty-four
Relations sparing no expensil Send some useless old utensil Or a matching pen and pencil Just the thing I need---how nice
It doesn't matter how sincere it is Nor how heartfelt the spirit Sentiment will not endear it What's important is the price
Hark the Herald Tribune sings Advertising wonderous things God rest ye merry merchants May ye make the yuletide pay Angels we have heard on high Tell us to go out and buy
So let the raucus sleighbells jingle Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle Driving his reindeer across the sky Don't stand underneath when they fly by
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!!!
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