I sometimes wonder what it's like in the more rural areas.  Whether its a smaller city (as in your case) or a small town.  What do the guys do?  Is there a town-pump or two?  My guess is pretty much everybody knows each other, so if a provider actually lived there, everyone would know. No secrets in small towns.   Yikes!

Good luck.  Hope you find what you're looking for.....

I've considered traveling to Austin or Rochester for a weekend. I know the provider catalog is really sparse down there and I think it would be fun. I'm working out the logistics of it, would probably bring a friend along and have two rooms.