Wow, I guess my message wasnt meant to be offensive!  People need to lighten up ALOT.  The word anything has multiple meanings and if your definition means a woman then I guess yes it was a bit insensitive.  So I am sorry, for the insensitieity part.

I guess I was looking for mayby a new bath house, or massage house where great massages are given and maybe a rub and tug finish.  Not these all look and no touch.