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Re: Any Providers that enjoy golfing? EOM
Gyppo 8 Reviews 716 reads
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What lady is going to like a sport where the object is to get the fewest number of strokes?

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funny you mention that... I was just practicing my swing last night.  Apparently, I'm not very good.  :-/

anon88941057 reads

Says who?  If you are willing to go out there and aswing away and have fun, you are good enough in my book!  Like anything else, practice is the fun part! :)

I have a personal instructor ;-) and I don't think he was very impressed with my swing, lol.

anon8894830 reads

it is whether or not you can find the hole consistandly and keep a firm enough grip to keep the balls in play!

Just ask Chi Chi Rodriguez!  Horrible swing, but won some nice money on tours! :)

I like to drive the cart too.  

I've never learned to play (and the only one in my family who doesn't).  I wish I had a desire to play. I spend too much time on the lake in the summer to have time to take up golfing I think!

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fusion660748 reads

I hope you dont drive the golf cart like you do snowmobiles!!

anon8894575 reads

Will you extend the drivig the cart to being a caddie?  I could use someone to hold my putter so it isn't forgotten!

You're bring up memories of Johnny Carson's discussion with Arnold Palmer's wife on the Tonight Show back in the 80's.

that requires a firm hold on the shaft, control of your balls, keeping an eye on the hole and not wearing underpants?

anon88941091 reads

You got the idea and a little playful distraction is all fair in a competative spirit of sportsmanship.  The only rule in golf etiquet is not excesive noise, it doesnt say anything about panties must be worn or flashing is illegal!  Nice photo, I have to admit that would be a welcomed distraction(or excuse) for my game!

where she bends over to mark the ball.  Damn thats sexy!

anon88941266 reads

I just want to know if she plans to bend over to mark it or squat down with one knee raised so I know where to stand for the best view of the hole alignment! :)

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10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first.

What lady is going to like a sport where the object is to get the fewest number of strokes?

anon88941937 reads

The tired or disinterested wife! ;)  I think many of the men here would agree and are greatful they are provided the reason to meet the lovely ladies of the hobby profession!

gratitous Caddyshack reference...

A golf outing with hobbiest and providers?  That would be fun.

Why do ya' need a caddy?

6 years at a well known club in SLP. ;)
I'm very good at fetching & cleaning balls :p
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