That right there is funny....

I am available as a Master Level Pipe Layer. I have studied at the local 69 Penthouse and I was certified as a Male Lesbian by the College Jodie Foster, my favorite University Professor !

I am very approachable for many different contruction Diagrams and making the furniture fit any position within the house !

A program made for me!

I could certainly use that type of an apprenticeship program.

I can find the right persons requesting the work.
I am able to find all the right parts I need.
I seem to be able to get the parts to fit well together.
I make sure all the parts are clean before fitting.
I do need major help in one area though;

No matter how much prep work I do, in fact the more I do the worse the problem.
I just can't seem to get the joint to permanently fix together.
I work it and work it and it seems to keep slipping in and out on me.

Do you think your apprenticeship program can lend me the practice time I need to get the job done right or is it a case where I am just going to be happy having tried, over and over and over again?  I am a hard worker and won't ever give up as long as I can find a journeywoman to have patience with me!

Yours truly,
Slippery Pipe

PS, I have tried applied and self lubricating methods.