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impeachable 37 Reviews 1025 reads
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Maybe by giving the session an 8 rating, the reviewer justifies to himself having paid someone $+ to watch him jack off.

I too remember when sessions would have to include certain activities to get an 8 or higher.  That's not the case anymore.  

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I may be behind what other people have already done, but I just sent a "contact us" suggestion that a sub-category of massage should be "DIY Only."  In terms of efficiency, it might be nice to see that before reading through a review or two.

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DaveHardwood691260 reads

It wasn't too long ago that a sensual massage with french ending was not enough to quality for an 8 performance. Now DIY girls are getting 8's and not even handling the package. Not quite sure if a catagory will pass since Minneapolis is capitol of tugging our own boners.

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Honey-Badger1891 reads


I personally think they shouldn't get 8's just because of that reason.
Unless they're now approving "self" reviews. hah!

Posted By: DaveHardwood69
It wasn't too long ago that a sensual massage with french ending was not enough to quality for an 8 performance. Now DIY girls are getting 8's and not even handling the package. Not quite sure if a catagory will pass since Minneapolis is capitol of tugging our own boners.

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wingman13461558 reads

"So I was at this DIY place the other day and have to give myself a 5 for an uninspired finish. "
Must be getting too old !!   :)

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CunningLinguista982 reads

I can't help but laugh at the way some guys think we want to know how much goo they managed to spew. When I was a kid all we had was a ragged Nat Geo magazine with pics of some naked Pygmies.

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CunningLinguista1410 reads

Then after making $1000 a day for a few weeks they start NCNSing clients and going on 3 week vacations every month.

PULLLLEASE bring the AMPs back!!

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impeachable1026 reads

Maybe by giving the session an 8 rating, the reviewer justifies to himself having paid someone $+ to watch him jack off.

I too remember when sessions would have to include certain activities to get an 8 or higher.  That's not the case anymore.  

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citiesguy1233 reads

The problem here is that it is still in the guidelines for the ratings.  

An escort provider is only eligible to earn up to a 7, unless she is willing to perform one or some of the following during a session: Kisses With Tongue, Bare-Back Blow Job, Really Bi, and Anal Sex.

Since there are no escort services offered with this group of DIY massage providers, shouldnt they just be in the "Massage Parlor Girl" section?

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Honey-Badger738 reads

Agreed. That seems more fitting since it is kind of a parlor anyway.

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Honey-Badger1155 reads

I just wanna know
How the fuck is jacking yourself off an 8 & someone who's more established can't get past a 7 & the 7 is giving BBBJ++ .
lost their minds or something?

Meh '

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vorlon890 reads

They don't have the same restrictions as FS escorts on performance.  Makes no sense to me.

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