Yes, you did read that right.  A Pipe Fitter!  This week I have decided to test out a career in fitting pipes.  You might be wondering why I would choose such a vocation.  Well, I took this career test online and I answered YES to the following questions, I just have to give it a try!

Do you enjoy working independently to get the job done just right?
Can you install and maintain piping structures that transport liquid?
Can you look at a diagram and visualize how things come together?
Do you enjoy working with your hands using a variety of tools?
Can you tell the difference between a male and female end?

Although I am curious enough to try this pipe fitting adventure, I may need some help.
I may need you to point out the safety relief valve as my pipe fitting studies say that a backup of fluids in the pipes could be very dangerous.

Are you are interested in joining Angie's pipe fitter apprentice program?

That right there is funny....

I am available as a Master Level Pipe Layer. I have studied at the local 69 Penthouse and I was certified as a Male Lesbian by the College Jodie Foster, my favorite University Professor !

I am very approachable for many different contruction Diagrams and making the furniture fit any position within the house !

I could certainly use that type of an apprenticeship program.

I can find the right persons requesting the work.
I am able to find all the right parts I need.
I seem to be able to get the parts to fit well together.
I make sure all the parts are clean before fitting.
I do need major help in one area though;

No matter how much prep work I do, in fact the more I do the worse the problem.
I just can't seem to get the joint to permanently fix together.
I work it and work it and it seems to keep slipping in and out on me.

Do you think your apprenticeship program can lend me the practice time I need to get the job done right or is it a case where I am just going to be happy having tried, over and over and over again?  I am a hard worker and won't ever give up as long as I can find a journeywoman to have patience with me!

Yours truly,
Slippery Pipe

PS, I have tried applied and self lubricating methods.  

You know what they say.....

Practice makes perfect