...doing my due diligence on an E**s ad and found this. Any budding psychologists out there able to explain how someone can be so self-deluded?  My jaw is on the floor.

She's got one of them "no makeup good pat yourself posts." I too would not waste money on putting makeup on a pig.

the one that really floored me was "square bitch can never understand the feeling of handing over a trap to a real king."
I wonder what that exhilarating feeling is like?

They are real ...  

But the syntax is quite strange.

She's paying for a pimp tax, and taxes is something we all know the feeling of. At least the IRS won't slap me around if I forget to pay my taxes.

Ok, I give up. What is a 304?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o6SNp9Ouu8

I had to decrypt it too. 304 -- HOE on a calculator upside down

I don't know if this is the dumbest thing in the world or one of those its so dumb it's good things.

I didn't know either, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoPFkjF-Bdo

Ok, that's funny shit

and it is funny shit.

Well at least he’s just saying what he likes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZna1zkWUF8