Can I ask what the real purpose of this forum is for? I see lots of raunchy pics and innuendo all over the place, but if I want to ask any provider on this forum straight out: "I want to stick my finger up your ass all night long. Please reply if you have interest ...." - then I'm going to get ignored, reprimanded, reminded of how to be polite and respectful, etc. etc.. Face it folks: hobbyists and providers alike are all a bunch of sluts, so let's not beat around the bush when it comes to boundaries. Hobbyists want it all on demand, providers are always pulling back with the old bait and switch when they are the rag, emotionally strained, and professional jobbing just aint in the cards tonight.

Moral of the story: Providers - be the ultimate sluts, don't pretend you are anything less. We hobbyists are here to USE you, so do your job and go to work.

you sound just like the kind of guy every girl wants to meet.good luck finding one mr. single forever guy.

I must say your more direct. I really don't think you have a clue how to be with a lady and enjoy yourself in a mutually satisfying way. You sure won't be getting many dates for long with this kind of attitude. Maybe on Lake St. you will do okay, but generally the ladies that use TER deserve and demand respect- at least the ones that are worth the time.

I guess I wonder if someone can really be this much of a cro-magnon and if your really just trying to get a rise out of the ladies?

In a wierd way I kind of agree with you.  I would love to just have no boundaries, I would love to say "I don't want to see you because you don't know what your doing" or "I just don't like you, you repulse me".  But alas, I'm not socially inept, it's one of those flies with honey kind of bits. Believe me, I've had men ask all kinds of questions without boundaries...nothing as unappealing as a finger up my ass all night, but neverthless it happens.

The great thing about being a provider is that I don't have a boss, which means if I don't feel like doing my job or going to work I don't.

and I owe him a debt of gratitude. Guys like this just make it that much easier for guys like me to get laid.

From the index page for the TER discussion boards

"Welcome to the Erotic Review Discussion Area. Our boards are a wonderful place to hang with your fellow Hobbyists and catch up on all the latest news. We’re certain you will also find this area to be a great resource for information and meeting new friends, as well as an engaging platform for intelligent, humorous, and sometimes wild debate.

Visit our Regional boards for lively and informative conversation. There is always has something fun going on, and we'd love to include you!

Please don't post anything that is simply being mean, uses foul language, or that gives out sensitive information about someone. These posts will be deleted."

I suggest you pay particular attention to the last sentence of the first paragraph and the first sentence of the last paragraph.

Dude, you already have what you are demanding.  When the Profile says 'Anal: Yes' or the web site mentions Greek then you likely can give your finger an all-night-long workout if your budget will support it.  'Course, you have to do a little research.  

It appears you don't want to express your desires under your real TER handle, but most providers aren't stupid.  When an alias solicits illegal activity in a public forum like this, there is not usually a positive response.  Someone might PM you, but oops, can't PM an alias.  (I'm using an alias, it's true, but I'm not soliciting anything.)  

Are you mad because the ladies don't spend paragraphs discussing their love of anal fingering?  Are you disappointed they don't curse and spit and ask to be 'USED' a lot?  Are you irritated their behavior changes when they 'are the rag, emotionally strained' (sic)?  Sounds like you don't wish to be bothered with the vagaries of human behavior, so check into Fleshlights and plastic blow-up dolls.  I believe there are some that will even play back recorded sentiments like 'USE my ass, please' if you push the right button.  

So long as the hobby remains illegal and subject to continuing LE scrutiny, the "no holds barred forum" you seek is unlikely to remain in operation for very long.

But if at all serious - dude, I seriously doubt a candid approach as that would even get you a crack whore on Lake Street.

An answer to that question may be that the lady in question doesn't like to divulge details of her trade because it is an illegal activity not because she doesn't like to take it up the (*)

I've touched on this before I think, but it's posts like the OP's that put us all under scrutiny in the first place.  

Because LE, conservatives etc. love to generalize and lump hobbyists and providers into one giant group of 'sluts' who don't respect each other.  And TER is supposed to represent everyone as just the opposite of that.  

I'll admit that I have specific questions for a couple ladies, but I'm just too shy to post them here and plan on asking them in person.  If your question is something you feel that can't be posted on the board for whatever reason, or if you can't bring yourself to ask it in person, maybe you already know the answer?

If I were a provider (and knew OP's real handle) I'd put him on my DNS list.  And that being the case, I too would suggest a Fleshlight.

Stick your finger in your own ass PUSHER!

someone else has to take his place!  

WE ARE WOMEN before we are escorts! Get it straight.  Treat us with kindness and you are much, much more likely to get the best fucking BBBJ you ever had in your life!!  And, we may even do it with a smile on our face and a song in our hearts!  I have been known to break out in song (for real) or hum a few bars while I am doing my thing.

Would that not be much better than a "suck, fuck, hand me a buck" kind of session?



-- Modified on 3/29/2010 9:52:46 AM

Looks like the mod made his real handle available for us all to see.  

Thanks to whomever the responsible party is for that.  

Oh and to answer your question, *place rude name here that I'm too much of a lady to type*, when stating whether on forums, advertisements, private emails, phone calls or what have you, that you'll do SPECIFIC SEXUAL ACTS that a gent (or gal) requests you to do is just asking for trouble.  

When people suggest any of the above, you are scaring away the person you're trying to meet.  Personally, when I get a call or email from someone asking me my "rates" and if that includes "XYZ sexual act" I IMMEDIATELY end the call.  Those people deserve none of my time.

I'm with the guy who said to try your luck on Lake Street and Portland except I wouldn't even wish your services on those hard working ladies.

Peace love and diplomacy,
Annette

Be bent over every piece of furniture in the room, does not give you the right to disrespect me. I'm not being too sensitive, I'm human. I look forward to seeing men who write nice, friendly emails over those that start with, "I want to see you now, how much? I have references, just need to know where and how much." Yes, those kind of emails DO exist.

Oh and by the way...

In case you haven't noticed, I'm not Comcast. I do not have a "On Demand" button. Ladies on this board screen, pick a safe location, and carry-on with the date. Not everyone looks good in orange, sweetheart.

Xo,
Anya

which brings up another point.  When you ask a question on the board, most ladies will not answer them if you 1. are an alias (you are not) or 2. are a poster with little or no history and no reviews.  You, sir, have had a grand total of 4 posts since July, this being the first one in the last 4 months or so. The regulars here do not know yet if you "belong", so to speak, and therefore will proceed with caution.  AS THEY SHOULD.  Become more familiar to us, post some reviews and you will find us to be a much friendlier group.  Sometimes EVEN when you ask a lewd question.

I always say, "I don't look good in an orange jumpsuit, tan sandles, and heavy silver bracelets"!!  LOL...  although I don't know for sure since I've never actually worn that getup...LMFAO!!  OMG.

anyway, carry on, folks...I have things to do, people to see, and places to go!

Ciao! Belinda

Only Admin can flip an alias - Moderators can make recommendations, but that's it.

You should read the link on my other post (just above yours). It's got a line about not looking good in orange and have ink stained hands. It's funny yet SO TRUE!

Sorry your boxers are in a knot!! You have contributed nothing to TER except a vile ill placed bunch of demeaning words that have made you into the jackass of the day! Your anger is dismissed, your handle is going on a bunch of DNS list. I guess you thought you were being ignored before, wait until ladies from all over the world start posting on this crazy ass thread you started. Your attitude needs nothing short than a flogging session, and you sir ARE A COMPLETE MORONIC ASS!! Not a hobbyist....just another angry "he man woman hating" jackass.

Since you keep asking the same question to different providers and you are getting the same answers/rejection....changing your attitude and language while asking for a session seems to make great sense to me.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

None of us look good in orange.......it's a very hard color to wear!

*perk*

How does one qualify for one of those without being a dickhead?

I don't think TER ever intended for its forums to be anything like you describe.  While we all push societal boundaries in this hobby, you will find little support for your preferred mode of communication.

The current real purpose of the MN TER board is to provide free advertising for escorts.  Some of these escorts have posted so much that they basically run the forum.  The only hobbyists welcome are white knight types.  

One poor sap even got trashed for providing free photos.

TER was once a place for hobbyists to exchange valuable information, but it was never like you.

We love it when you help us add someone we don't want to see to the DNS list.
Saves us so much time and aggravation knowing that someone is crass and would not treat us like a knothole in a tree.
Thanks & have a nice day

I've posted some "raunchy" pictures but I believe many who look enjoy a woman's body in its original form.  You don't like them, you don't have to look.

AND what are you doing here with that attitude?

I am sure there are any number of ships at sea even in this day and age where flogging is still practiced!

Her customer service is superior!

Just another jerk trying to rile people up, ignore and move on IMHO.