Be very afraid.

fucking shit.  What more can anyone say.

but....... not that much

Um. Wow? Seriously not my thing, but color me impressed.

DAMN!

"She was a very special woman, and not just a hooker, guys," lmao!  Is she comparing herself to Mary "Magdelene?"  Isn't that just a bit "sacrelig.?"  You have to admit her ad is untique. After all, she has "no shame in her game and she is totally down for her crown!"  What could be better?  

That is just too much. Literally.

For the love of god... she??? needs to someone about those and fast!!!

At what point/age do you think she said "Houston we may have a problem here???"

Vanessa has visited here in the past, but I never saw her.

However, I did meet her friend Lady Pandora for an enjoyable time.  She is 100% legit, extremely friendly and worth a visit if you want to have a fetish met (amazon-type..which I had a fantasy to fulfill).

Review to follow.

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Vanessa is actually a very popular provider in NYC. Men travel to see her, just for the experience. According to her website there will be a movie made about her life. (I could not find anything about the movie on Google, but I believe her)

She is a legend due to her wild antics during her sessions and she has been in business FOREVER! If you have time and want a serious belly laugh read her reviews...esp the one posted by "facesit"

I don't think any provider is for everyone....and I am sure she knows she is not for everyone, but obviously she works hard. She has been in the business for a very long time....and yes she is 100% legit.


Kisses..................

I believe she has visited MN once or twice before. To answer the question someone asked, YES, I do believe her breasts are real.  If they were fake, I think they would be higher and firmer.
Women with breasts that large often have backaches and other problems such as bra straps digging into their shoulders. She says they weigh 50 lbs, for goodness sakes!  So, guys and gals, have a little respect for the woman!

I love her ad!  Obviously, the lady has a sense of humor!  Even Mary Magdalene had to laugh every now and then!  LOL

Hugs to all!  Here's to big-busted ladies everywhere!!!  
Belinda

By the way, I am a wee bit jealous 'cuz mine have shrunk in recent months!!!  bummer-drag!

Yeah, I hear you Belinda. I have a similar problem. Mr. Wiggly has been shrinking the past few months too. If this keeps up I may have to rename him Inch worm.

that when I said "sacrelig" about Mary Magdeline, it was "tongue in cheek."  I don't doubt that she does have a great sense of humor, from the way she words her ad.  I also love the "down with the crown" part, lol!

Belinda, are you losing weight? Why is it that we always lose the first of the weight where we want to KEEP it?  If only we could pick and choose, right?  lol

needle dick the bug fucker?

I bet she would be a riot to spend time with

I am going to NYC in a few months...I fully intend on asking her if I can take her to lunch if she has time......just to sit and talk with her is probably going to be sooooooooooo much fun.

My breasts have shrunk 'cuz I have shrunk!  Seems the boobies are the first thing to go!
Still more than a few handfuls left though! LOL!!!

Sure beats the usual.  That's one post you won't forget anytime soon.