I was having a bad day when I wrote that missive a few threads down.  See, my life teters between inherently boring and wildly erotic, so I see providers because they mimic the experience at a German hostel.  I love to be anal probed by a woman with hairy armpits brandishing a whip and a sword.  The hobbyists who crave a GFE and enjoy a sensual DFK en route to the main event are simply undersexed and repressed in their Scandinavian caves.

But, me?  I have it figured out, boys.  The rest of you are throwing your hard-earned Benjis for the same activity you can get at home, albeit with a wife who might be 40 lbs heavier and 30 years older.  Fuck the GFE!  It isn't worth it!  At least for me, cuz I can fuck any woman I meet tonight at my local watering hole.  But, to get them to role play as I want to is a little more challenging, so I hobby.  Or, go to Germany but that costs a bit and the jet lag makes the little guy a bit less active.

Anyways, I digress.  What I really meant to say is, Ladies, don't listen to what all those guys on the thread say.  They are delusional as to their wants, even the one with 132 or something like that reviews.  He hasn't experienced true fun yet, but I suppose he will keep trying with at least another 132 hookers.  Good luck to that poor bastard.

Again, sorry everyone for my missive.  It has just been a very bad day.  I tried to get laid earlier, but she stopped short of the spurs I wanted her to wear and the throwing stars I asked her to use on my chest to carve a swastika as she rode me CG.   Then, while I was trying to make my own happy ending, the asbestos gloves I was wearing broke open one of my penile sores.  It's a mess.

LIP