Hi all,
Pretty new here...but it seems like a great site with some great people.  So, first off, hello to all .

I will apologize if this question isnt appropriate for this forum.  But, my therapist recently left town. I'm wondering if anybody has any good recommendations for a good massage therapist that provides a great massage with a bit of a sensual/erotic twist. I'd much prefer to go to one based on some solid recommendations versus guessing and trying to get it right.

Thanks for any recommendations.

Can't go wrong with Alantra.

Since this is your first post ever, and you have no history at all, I am not sure that it is too good an idea to discuss the quality of message providers on this board.   The search function works for massage queries too.  And, frankly, just about any of the women who advertise on the EROTIC section of Back Page may well fill your need.  But, specifics get lots of people in trouble.

I am sure some of the white knights think they are doing their favorite provider a favor by blurting their names out here, but in the long run it is better to use the reviews.  Of course, anyone can use the reviews, including people we wish wouldn't.  But, none-the-less, it is still a bit more UTR than just handing information over to a first time poster.  

Sorry Real...you make perfect sense. Probably not real appropriate for a post inquiring about recommendations.  Sorry folks.

Hi Bleujay68,
Maybe asking for PMs with recommendations is better. Also letting the guys know the type of lady your looking for & your budget for massages would help the guys give suggestions on the massage ladies.
Or you can send me a PM, I might be able to offer some suggestions too

Just say for the heck of it, let's take a rewind of the OP's elegant intro, only without.... the two electric words:

See the difference?

2 words that apparently have got realpau panties in a sanctified bunch.

First of all he shows his manners by a greeting. Can we not list the countless numbnuts who don't even say hello and just jump straight to 'I'M LOOKING FOR A GIRL WHO LOVES TOE SUCKING?'

Then the OP apologizes for the interruption and makes a seemingly innocent and simple request: just a lady who does a decent massage with a 'sensual/erotic twist.'

Lion of Judah in the land of Isreal, why is that enough to bring out the TER Police??

HE'S NOT ASKING FOR ANYTHING ILLEGAL OR UNLAWFUL!! THERE IS NO LAW AGAINST A SENSUAL/EROTIC MASSAGE!!

NONE!!

A true community is a place where people communicate freely and information is not hoarded and jealously guarded among a precious few.

What if the OP was a legit very sought after potential 'regular', something all ladies need to thrive? Would you change your sanctimonious tone?

I'm not at all saying divulge all info to every tom dick and harry, they can read the reviews like everybody else,
but cutting people off for seemingly innocuous questions seems to me equally douchebaggist.

Besides you might be surprised at the amount of women who would not have any problems being recognized for their superb erotic massage skills.

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The whole continuing refrain that keeps appearing that someone is not entitled to a reply because it is his first post ... or only his second post ... or he doesn't have any reviews ... and so it must be a cop who is asking the question ... is a lot of happy horseshit.  We've got Shill Friday a few inches down the page in which lots of guys are talking about which girls provide top rate sexual services.  We got ladies posting ads discussing the things they specialize in and pandering responses to ads all over the place bragging on how well they do them.  We got discussions started by "reputable posters" asking who gives the best (pick your sexual service) and guys fall over themselves to post a response.  And any cop who wants to can read any of those responses and learn anything he wants to learn.  So what does it matter if the person asking a question has zero, one, or a thousand posts to his name?  The cops can see every response either way.  

I'll agree that if someone wants to have the reviews summarized because he is too cheap to buy a membership, snub him.  If someone asks who is available in a particular suburb or specific hotel or part of town, scold him.  If someone asks any of the other questions that will negatively impact the safety of either providers or hobbyists, jump all over him and laugh him out the door no matter how many posts to his name.  But fachrissake, who gives a massage with a sensual/erotic twist?????  Sensual/erotic could mean any number of things, many of them not illegal!!  The question may be dumb because it is too vague, but not because it puts anyone in harm's way.  If it annoys you, don't respond.  If you feel the poster ought to have conducted a search of the discussion board threads for the past twelve months and acquainted himself with every opinion offered before posting any inquiry on this board, please ... get a life ... move on to another post that interests you more.  Don't waste bandwidth hectoring an admitted newbie about being a newbie.  

I'm not really trying to jump on RealP.  This response is a kneejerk reaction for him, but it wouldn't be if it weren't for all the guys nodding wisely and going "hrrmmm, good point, well said that man" every time this silly attack is posted against a new guy who is trying to join our community.  

Anyone who travels much is aware that the Minnesota Discussion Board is getting a rep for being not very friendly, and this is a big part of the reason why.  It does nothing to keep people safe.  It just makes the in crowd feel special, and the not-in crowd feel excluded.  Are we back in high school?

First of all, I don't wear panties, sanctified or otherwise.  And, Frankly, I thought I was pretty polite to the new poster. I suggested that he utilize the search function rather than allowing some of the white knight's to make suggestions.  

And a year ago, or so, in response to a post, I mentioned the names of some providers (quite innocently I might ad) and was publicly chastized, by providers and white knights, for using names in this very public forum.  My use of some well known  names was stongly condemed on this board and the providers board.  

In any case, thanks for taking so much time to critique my post and taking all that time to find and post the picture.  It is way more effort than I would have put in to comment on any of your posts.  

Thanks for all your hard work.

I wish I could "like" the previous posts. Inquiring Mind and The Lap Doctor are 100% right. We see these same irritating responses every day. "Buy a VIP", "Use the search function", "Read the reviews", "You're using an alias so you must be a cop", "You don't have enough posts/reviews so you must be a cop", "You're asking a totally legitimate question but I don't care, you must be a cop", etc... What's the point of the message board if not to ask each other for advice and recommendations? Not everyone uses or checks PMs (which *news flash* cops can use too), we already have reviews for info about the providers, and they have other places to advertise. The whole point of these forums is to ask and answer questions like the one the OP did. The in-crowd needs to get off their high horses and help make this board a place worth using instead of a place no one wants to bother coming to.

Hey all...hope everybody is having a good morning.  I didn't mean to open the flood gates like this but I do appreciate the responses of support. I truly was just looking fr a therapist of which I could become a regular client. I'm much more of a one therapist kinda guy I guess, so the guessing game and search for that therapist doesn't really resonate with me.

I didn't even consider that my initial post could be construed in those ways, but, I'm learning the ins and outs of this board. I have checked out the review section since my initial post and that's been helpful.

Anyway, just want to say thanks for making me feel welcome. Good group of people here!

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if two of them are dead.

The provider's board leaks nearly as much as the reviewers board. Anybody who posts on either thinking it won't get back to the people they're posting about.... well, I have some land I could sell them in Florida.