I went to see this little provider at a hotel that allowed pets.  I walked into the room and it smelled of urine.  I decided to stay for some reason.  As I took my shoes off the floor was soaked in urine.  I put my shoes back on and left.

Excited dog...caution

Some years ago had a UTR regular, we met a few times a month at a place of her choice, usually a low end motel.  After meeting for more than a year one day she says "I just moved and we can meet at my place next time".  I knew she had a rescue dog/lab that was her buddy but grew up with dogs so no issue.  

It was close to Christmas so brought her a xmas/house warming gift and the lab one too that I had never met.  She lets me in and i'm in the entry bent over removing my shoes while engaged in some chit-chat.  The dog comes tearing around the corner at mach 5, jumps up and plants both front paws on my face, one to the eye, one to the cheek..the damage was bad!  She felt so bad and pampered me for a couple hours while I crafted a story to explain what happened to my face.  Next visit I wore a hockey mask, the dog barked like hell but it was good laugh.

In our following encounters the dog would sneak it's way under the covers trying to get close while we were getting busy but we always got along.  One day she moved and that chapter came to a close.  I always carried a lint roller in my car to sweep my clothes for hair.  I also kept a pack of throw away socks because dog hair never comes out of them.