We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
     
SO next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all  women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
 
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all  women.
   
 
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti terrorist sentiment.
The Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

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To truly "prevent" terrorism we must really take a hard look at our own government and how our government's actions and our attitudes (usually pre-formed and fed to us via the news/propaganda)affect us and  the rest of the world. Extreme-ism in any religion can have devastating effects on any group of people who wish not to "conform" in the name of (fill in the blank). Terrorism has been active on this soil since 1492. And Muslims weren't the perps.

Just another perspective...

           XOXO- Love and Respect,

                Jayna

Technically, anyone who disapproves any part of government and voices it is considered a terrorist.
Despite our civil and constitutional rights to free speech etc.. etc...
Any kind of negative opinion towards them can be taken out of context and considered a threat.

I just hope no one in my neighborhood is reading that (I'll go blind for sure... There are some real lookers" over here ya know LOL JK JK :p

sir litle learning is very dangerous. respect the other people faith.

Very funny.

Although it may point out muslims in my neighborhood I doubt that it would expose terrorists. The two are not necessarily the same. Certain people I know would take offense at this prose.

Jayna, thank you very much for that other perspective.  Belinda, thank you also.