Those who know me will understand how this could happen.

My adult daughter and her husband are living in my basement while they both finish school.

The other night I went to bed thinking I had the house to my self. I having a hard time falling asleep.  I thought a GOOD O would help me to relax.  Well...............
At THAT moment, when the only thought that I was able to even think was OMG I heard the heavy steps of my daughter running up the basement steps as she came to my rescue.  

Evidently they had come home while I was taking my shower.  I'm not sure which one of us was more uncomfortable the next morning over breakfast LOL

I hope you got the job done before she interrupted completely!  

LOL, Belinda

Your story made me laugh,,,, and remember the time I inadvertently left the bedroom door open a crack.  Found myself in need of some "somenex".  My precocious pre-teen must have made a trip to the bathroom and later that day she asked me why my bed was jiggling.  I promptly ignored her question and turned red.  
   Isn't it amazing how good that "somenex" works?

A good friend of mine was helping clean up in the church kitchen after coffee and her and the other ladies got to talking about beds.  Her 4 year old son said in front of all the ladies  "" Mom and Dad don"t need a very big bed because Daddy sleeps on top of  Mommy "".  My friend was a bit embaressed.

I don't know what she was thinking, maybe that someone had broken into the house.  My puppy started barking just ask I started screaming OH MY GOD ! lol