Could it be burping, farting & complaining about the dinner you made.....
        About 6 mi. Of total sex -one position (CG of course) then he rolls you off him turns over and spoons for 5 minutes then slowly pulls his legs up into the curve of your hip, so your back is sore the next day.

...sometimes at work, when I know the coast is clear, I'll sneak into a women's one seater bathroom and put the seat up!  

WTF? This is your part time job?!
Look, I'm in shock right now, but seriously you do make the driest pot roast in the world. Sorry. It had to be said.
And I thought you said you liked being on top? And you liked to cuddle? Damn! :

Pizza stained wife beater,sweat pants and pretending to listen to you complain about coworkers.  Ahhh date night.  I do miss it.

Posted By: Mindyzurgirl

Could it be burping, farting & complaining about the dinner you made.....  
         About 6 mi. Of total sex -one position (CG of course) then he rolls you off him turns over and spoons for 5 minutes then slowly pulls his legs up into the curve of your hip, so your back is sore the next day.  
   
  Of course when you talk about being sore " from last night" he goes into work bragging about the way "he put it down last night" to his all make co-workers,high five-ing his buddies.  
   
 Then of course right away he makes plans for the entire weekend and he "forgets" that you & he had plans to have dinner with mom. LOL  
           GOD AM I GLAD TO BE SINGLE!!!!!  
 Ha ha ha  ok everyone this a small example from way back when I was attached, feel free to add any other lighthearted examples  
 Of what you would consider the bad or GOOD BFE  
 And happy hump day to all =)  
 ~Mindy

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...Don't we already have a set of towels? Why the hell do we need a completely different set? Just pick something out you like...I fuckng hate shopping.
...I need $100 for a friend. Do you have any cash?
...no I won't in your mouth (then do it anyway)
...the sex was fantastic, but I am going golfing with the guys tomorrow. I don't know when I will be home, so do whatever you want.
...yes I would listen to you if you ever had anything interesting to say...

On my Birthday she said I could take her to bed, tie her up and do whatever I wanted.